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With a heavy heart, I make this statement. But on satu
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NEIL GAIMAN KILL YOURSELF

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rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself
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That picture of Biden looking at a quantum computer and being unable to grasp the true form of what he's seeing

To be fair that's how I would I react too
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polyamory W from walmart??
#very cute costume but there sgould have been another cracker costume#cuz u know smores are made with two crackers not just 1
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The combination of good kush + alcohol
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6 year old asked me why i dont like mr beast and i didnt have an answer that a small child could understand so i said he tried to eat a homeless person a long time ago
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Heads up, tumblr is raising its annual subscription from $39.99 to $69.99 on November 9th, so cancel before then if you don’t want to pay that price.

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News story...this is a sad one... young kid in America tried to perform kamehameha... arms came off, bad
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rip to Alma from brokeback Mountain but if I saw my husband making out with his cowboy friend I’d start touching myself
My date: can we get the check please
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