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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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gloria in excel sheets deo

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i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

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fuck y’all if temporary secretary was in german y’all would be like oh mein gott it’s kraftwerk

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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watching Seven Samurai

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forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

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