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Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools

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depression meals™ and depression shows™ are a thing but what about depression video games™?

The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. it’s been 3 days

wanting to play your favourite game but instead just listening to the music for 3 hours straight

solitaire on your phone for 50 minutes while listening to sad music (or the video game music)

starting up old favourite games and then exiting out of them once you see the menu

spending two hours making a new character in an rpg and then realizing you can’t be bothered to actually play the game

an amazing new video game, one that you’ve been waiting for for months. it takes you 3 days to finish a 40+ hour game because anything that makes you feel this good and distracted is immediately an obsession. once you finish the game you feel absolutely dead inside

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finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these hands… catch themselves…

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Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

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NICE

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I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.

(via teenagecrush)

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*Laminated paper wobbling sound*

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It finally happened. Catfish on MTV finally caught the 40-year old guy we all worried about that was actually pretending to be a hot-shot 25-year old. The latest episode presented by Nev and Max with Ari a young woman from L.A.

After seasons and seasons of Catfished individuals coming face to face with either the person in the picture or the person who looked nothing like their picture… the duo finally caught… well we’ll allow Max to explain: “Since we’ve been making this show, every girl or guy that’s ever been in Ari’s place fears that they’re talking to some mid-40-something-year-old man who’s sad, sitting home in his crusty boxers, typing into the computer,” he said. “And you’re that guy. We finally met you. And that sucks for you, but it also sucks even more for Ari and all the other girls whose time you wasted.”

As strange as it seems it took 6 seasons to find the older individual to pop up from all of the horror stories we were told as teenagers or watched about on Dateline.

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kill me twice like my name was Nikki Sixx

young and a menace / fall out boy

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Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

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my favorites from michaels AMA on twitter

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Laying in bed thinking about how it takes everything in you to function every single day and remembering you gotta do it all over again tomorrow 

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animal crossing is a wildly successful franchise bc it fulfills the millenial fantasy of giving frogs presents 

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my boyfriend (gay) dumped me, so I catfished his straight older brother for nudes, then I made a second catfish account for a gay guy to send the nudes of his brother to him so he jerked off to photos of his brother and thought it was some other guy lol

are you okay

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experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.