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Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

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world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

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me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

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Are you being a good girl?

no I’m chewing on electrical cords