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(I imagined Salome in her lifetime)

"Mother, as you said, I brought Jokanaan's head. The head of a cheeky man who dared to denounce you and the king. So don't be angry now. The king also said it was a very beautiful dance. But, mother, Jokanaan told me I am a poor girl. He said I'm a poor girl who won't be to receive the kiss of the Lord's redemption. Mother, isn't this head, talking? I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. Well, I've never seen a severed head before. I don't know what a kiss of redemption is. I need to hear the answer. I need..."

https://sawbeaver.tumblr.com/post/685380249964494849/yeah-my-role-in-this-story-is-pamme-fatale

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"Yeah! My role in this story is 'Pamme fatale' again! Will you dance with me, baptist?"

"If you don't mind the skeleton metronome, the princess who's been deprived of the opportunity to apologize."

*The appearance of John the Baptist while he was alive and the setting in which he speaks is my imagination that does not appear in FGO

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I just think Chen Gong is neat

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why did they make a goddamn 3 star archer so cunty

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Can I request a Hektor and Paris doing cute sibling things together?

They need their wholesome discussion after what happened to the city of Troy

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BLEACH X Scott Pilgrim 👊⚔️

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SNSmonth Day 22: Making Out

A scene from my fic Sunspots 🤗 (in which our ninja heroes manage to trip and fall into each other’s pants during a fake dating mission at a nightclub)

I really meant to post this weeks ago (y’know, during actual snsmonth) but better late than never, right? Right??

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[ChadIchi: What ifs]

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“Need a lift?”

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Day 11 Damage Control.

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The actual context for the teaser lines for the Wave 4 DLC.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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that clip of the blues clues guy saying during the process of being hired to be on the show the kids were shown a "conventionally attractive" guys clip and his clip to some kids and they enjoyed him bc he looked like someone who would actually need help is how i feel about the main guy from that show the bear

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Yeehaw? Yeehaw.