Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure if you have high enough anxiety.
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i wish i could text my cat to check on him when I'm out but his whole illiterate thing really gets in the way
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when americas current president was first elected in 2016 i was so sick with despair and anxiety about the situation i couldn’t even say his name without feeling Bad. and now in 2025 i have to go around my apartment doing the worlds worst Trump impression to myself saying shit like “Chernobyl shouldn’t have dropped a penny in their toaster. creepy losers” because its somehow just barely fending off the looming insanity
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a big part of being happy is being excited. be excited for everything - making a cup of tea, decorating your future apartment, seeing a friend again, falling in love unexpectedly, the next episode of a show you like, finishing something stressful, buying something you’ve been saving up for, a new album, sunsets, traveling, road trips, and the feeling of going to bed after a long day. think of something to be excited about and daydream about it often when you’re sad.
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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i love recording videos of my dog and then going through individual frames. in this instance, baby got cucumber slice :)
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Girls only want one thing and it’s to flip a series of overhead switches and to punch a few glowing buttons to start up the spaceship
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No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.
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