acoffecat
acoffecat
Like Nya You Know?
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Lots of queuing. 30. she/they.
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acoffecat · 9 hours ago
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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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acoffecat · 10 hours ago
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Théophile Steinlen - Deux chats couchés sur un canapé (1896)
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acoffecat · 10 hours ago
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сидім серед ночі біля пральні
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acoffecat · 11 hours ago
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acoffecat · 15 hours ago
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We need Gelphie fanarts and fics but instead of Elphaba and Glinda from wicked it's the ones from the original the Wizard of Oz movie. Hear me out.
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acoffecat · 15 hours ago
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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acoffecat · 15 hours ago
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Two stunning winners ✨️
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acoffecat · 15 hours ago
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So… Hawke just left a note and peace’d out to Skyhold without telling them where she was going. 
Which forced Fenris and Anders to work together to track her down and learn a few things about FrIeNDshIP along the way. 
(And maaaaybe that was her plan all along?)
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acoffecat · 17 hours ago
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the original little meow meow
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acoffecat · 20 hours ago
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ok this dni has me sobbing
proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list
this person doesn’t know what they are
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acoffecat · 20 hours ago
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acoffecat · 23 hours ago
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acoffecat · 1 day ago
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every supernatural post is like this
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acoffecat · 1 day ago
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acoffecat · 1 day ago
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Rest in peace to a legend
Lived to 97 years old, invented the Jello Shot, Wrote some of the best satire I’ve ever heard.
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“If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps to strike a loved one it will all have been worth the while.” - Tom Lehrer
Listen to Poisoning Pigeons in The Park, Listen to The Elements, Listen to The Masochism Tango. His contributions shall not be forgotten.
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acoffecat · 1 day ago
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I’ve never related more to a post in my life.
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acoffecat · 1 day ago
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Growing up, my brother and I deeply dreaded going shoe shopping. It took hours, especially if it was for winter boots. My dad would examine the stitching, the brand reliability, the temperature recommendations, every piece of information he could get his hands on, and then when he'd finally found the right brand, it was on to making absolutely dead sure they fit properly - he had a particular way of poking the toe of the boot to ensure our foot was where it was supposed to be that always drove me nuts. This was always on a weekend, and it was about the worst punishment we could imagine.
Years later, I found out that he'd spent his entire childhood on the Canadian prairies with cold feet. My grandmother just bought whatever boots looked like the best value, regardless of whether they'd keep anyone warm. They'd kept him from frostbite, probably, but never, ever comfortable.
The reason my grandmother never had a thought about this was because she was buying her kids real boots. There was a sort of magical quality about real, purpose-made boots that meant that of course they'd work, because when she was growing up on the Canadian prairies, they had the kind of no money that meant you just stuffed some newspaper into your shoes and soldiered on.
The last pair of winter boots my dad bought for me was 15 years ago, in preparation for a three-month stint living in northern Quebec in midwinter. They cost $200 then, or something like it. I've worn them every year since, driving out to the remotest locations on the Canadian prairies and never once thinking about my feet.
When I read the Vimes Boots Theory for the first time, it rang a bell that reverberated back three generations.
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