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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

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fetish: go away | no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure | yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

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i’m here-ish? i have muse just no will asldkjfasdk maybe memes y’all wanna do some memes with me?

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Give me a plot about a shy girl being dragged to a bar and getting hit on, where a tattooed guy takes pity on her and rescues her by saying he’s her boyfriend. He walks her home and she realizes he’s not that scary, so she invites him in and they talk. Maybe he falls asleep on her couch and she takes care of his hangover and ohmygoodness it could be so cute?

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Movies Watched in 2015

Magic Mike XXL (2015) | dir. Gregory Jacobs

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siitka:

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       “ So—- where do I SIGN up? ”

               “--- Depends on what you’re lookin’ for.”

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magic. magic mike.

an indie michael lane from the magic mike movies. rated M for multiverse, multiship, mature content, and magic. mun and muse 21+, will O N L Y interact with those 18 and over.

promo credit to redfuckingvelvet

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redfuckingvelvet.

         Zoe likes the way his eyes follow her; she can’t help her LOVE of holding          RAPT ATTENTION. As he moves to the car, she grins, slow and cheshire,          her hands on her hips and bangles r i n g i n g as she bounces on the balls          of her feet. Laughter bells along at Lane’s words; her hands curl over the edge          of the window as she leans in to look him in the eye. 

         “ He’s BEAUTIFUL, isn’t he? All that leather and shine…             Make sure you look JUST as pretty, okay? ” 

          She WINKS, then turns away to scoop up her camera, watching him through           the lens as she adjusted the settings, enjoying the sight of him coming into           FOCUS.

               “I can look pretty, don’t worry about that.”

              There’s tension in his shoulders, but it’s the kind that feels amazing, the kind               that makes the hairs stand up on his arms and thighs, like lightning just struck.               The way her jewelry clinks and jingles keeps his eyes rapt on her, though it’s               not usually his style to look at the camera right on. His photographers don’t               usually do this to him, though; get him all RILED.

              “--- So, how long you been in the g a m e?”

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She was going to kill Riley for making her sit through the whole thing. Nani had promised herself, when she moved, that she would take risks, and say yes to new things, and her friends completely took advantage of it. Now she was hiding in the corner of a bar, nursing her first drink, and hoping none of the….performers would see her. Saying yes to things meant stepping out of comfort zones, but she couldn’t say yes if no one asked.

               Mike’s been doing this job long enough to recognize when someone doesn’t                want to be here. The way she has herself tucked into a corner, clinging to                that drink glass like it’s LIFELINE is a dead giveaway. If he had to take a                guess, he’d say she was dragged here by one of the regulars. People didn’t                just come in off the streets to place like this.

             “Look, I can tell you’re uncomfortable--- let me get you a drink on the house,              and I’ll make sure the boys don’t bother you, okay?”

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PUT NSFW HEADCANONS IN MY ASK

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yoooo at work for a few hours, so hmu~

okay so i’ll be out and about for a bit today~ hit me up on kik or skype if you’d like to chat ic or ooc~ you can find me at stellantinocte on both!

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arielrpt:

Character Aesthetic ➔The Fuckboy

“Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.”

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