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Aelin: “The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey?” 

Dorian: “Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother.”

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Charles: I’m going to cry this is so hard

Rosa: You cry about everything, even soggy noodles

Charles: THAT WAS ONE TIME

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Jake: How’s the world’s prettiest person today?

Amy: *blushing* Aw thank-

Charles: *breaking through window* I’m fine thanks

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Jake: No one calls Jacob Peralta, The Ultimite Human/Genius, Mastermind of the Halloween Heist, Death Incarnate, and A Criminal’s Worst Nightmare a liar.

Amy: Literally no one has ever said that

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Manon: Hello Chaol. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.

Chaol: Yes, I never thought I’d see you so high without a broom under you

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Dorian reading Hate Mail

Dorian: This one says Die Pig. And worst of all, they didn’t put a comma in between ‘die’ and ‘pig’

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B99 Quotes as ToG Characters

Celaena: “Hi i’m Celaena, The human form of 💯emoji”

Manon: “What kind of woman doesn’t have an axe?”

Rowan: “We need your help.” “Great. Who are we killing?”

Lysandra: “No hard feelings but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.”

Aedion: “What the hell is Othello? I’m calling you the parrot from Aladdin.”

Lorcan: “I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold, and now I feel it being ripped from my grasp, and with it the very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, is everything okay?”

Dorian: “I have no hoots left to give.”

Maeve: “Hello Erwan. You’re looking old and sickly.”

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Title of your sextape pt. 1

Dorian: Chaol, I know that you hate Halloween but stick with me, and promise you you will love it.

Chaol: Can you magically make everone kind, sober, and fully dressed?

Aelin: “Kind, Sober, and Fully Dressed”. Good news everyone. we found the title of Chaol’s sextape!

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Aelin: You trying to get your freak on with my cousin?

Dorian: What? No

Aelin: I see you looking at Aedion

Dorian: I am not!

Aelin: Oh you don’t think he’s a cutie? Don’t be snooty

Dorian: He’s a beauty but I’m on duty

Manon: And you’re married

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Dorian: Zero absences? Oh mama I’m saving this for later

Manon: Keep it in your pants Havilliard

Dorian: That’s exactly where it’s going