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rip my activity. (unfortunately) started working a 6 day out of 7 work week so activity is so so. thanks for the patience!

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found this and thought of u.

When you make one fried egg ;(((

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Leches funny blog roll I will eventually slap on my active muse pins 🤔

Main muses:

@acquirdtaste - Arven - post game traveler practicing to be a chef - Scarlet version

@silverformed - Prof Willow - Pokémon GO! - traveling professor for the GO! initiative

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Secondary muses:

@laprimera - Champion Geeta - “Actually a space crystal rock celestial Angel alien thing that is a facet of Terapagos a million years ago to girlboss humans into making Paldea a paradise capital of the New Age enlightenment so nothing bad can happen ever - but slowly liking the idea of imperfect humanity, they’re trying their best /I guess/“ AU

@ogerpunt - Ogerpon - still major WIP

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Tertiary “Sometimes it tickles me or I see the opportunity” Muses:

@turojo - Prof Turo - post Scarlet version - remaining Professor and parent who ran out years ago and came back. Depressed and very divorced soggy man

@koraichalcum - Apex Koraidon - post Scarlet - “the bully” aggressive alpha Koraidon running feral Jurassic Park style on Paldea.

@indgo - Liko - pokeani Horizons (between 1 and 2 seasons) - new trainer finding herself on a traveling airship with found family. Enduring a destiny and a legacy from your great great grandparents regarding Terapagos and finding some paradise land with weird crystals is hard. Even harder when you’re being stalked and kidnapped all the time by some shady nepo baby and his family’s goons. Still have to do homework and e-school.

@heradea - Arceus - “ALL-MOTHER” non concrete concept of “creator deity” but more like a maternal presence. Something is out there that loves you and she’s closer then you think.

Muses in work maybe eventually someday:

Howl Pendragon - Howls Moving Castle ghibli film - remake of @movingcastlle it’s been years

Gordie - Pokemon SwSh- nox is holding a gun to my head

Cosmog - secondary Cosmog in-game (not Nebby) - remake of @cosmoll cause it won’t let me back iiinn and I kinda miss him but at the same time I might just trade blogs with ogerpon cause I feel like they have too similar vibes?? Maybe?? Idk

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no one in my life has ever proved that I can completely depend on them so I depend on myself. for everything

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I am once again dying on my bed. I leave all my sandwiches to mabosstiff 🫠 none for stinky Time Machine motorcycles

Also whoever gave me this disease please go bald, thanks.

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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.

Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at  mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)

romantic relationships ! ❤️ friends to lovers 💗 slow burn 💙casual partners to lovers 💜 friends with benefits to lovers 💚 actually unrequited 💛 falsely assumed unrequited 💘 begrudgingly falling in love

familial relationships ! 🌻  friends like siblings 🌵  parental 🌷 general found family

friend relationships ! ☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈  friends since childhood ⛅️  friends of circumstance ☁️  friends from school

enemy relationships ! 🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse ❌   guilty by association 🖤 enemies to lovers

sexual relationships ! 🍑 one night stand 🍆 friends with benefits 💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 💦 play partners 👉👌 casual partners 👅 hatefucking 🤐 kink mentor/mentee 💔 ex partners with feelings

other relationships 💝 mentor/mentee 🍸 partners in crime 💟 lovers to enemies ❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal ✋ colleagues 💓 colleagues to lovers 🖕 colleagues to enemies 🦄 suggest your own

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“ I got tired of seeing multiple different relationship memes have a few relationships I was interested in but more that I was not, so I’ve combined a few - and added some options of my own.

Taken partly from @loisnclark and @leneemusing “ - archived originally at  mememeseymour (defunct/deleted)

romantic relationships ! ❤️ friends to lovers 💗 slow burn 💙casual partners to lovers 💜 friends with benefits to lovers 💚 actually unrequited 💛 falsely assumed unrequited 💘 begrudgingly falling in love

familial relationships ! 🌻  friends like siblings 🌵  parental 🌷 general found family

friend relationships ! ☀️   best friends 🌦   enemies to friends 🌈  friends since childhood ⛅️  friends of circumstance ☁️  friends from school

enemy relationships ! 🔪   friends to enemies 💣   stole something from my muse 🔦   stole something from your muse ❌   guilty by association 🖤 enemies to lovers

sexual relationships ! 🍑 one night stand 🍆 friends with benefits 💞 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings 💦 play partners 👉👌 casual partners 👅 hatefucking 🤐 kink mentor/mentee 💔 ex partners with feelings

other relationships 💝 mentor/mentee 🍸 partners in crime 💟 lovers to enemies ❣️ forced to work together for survival/a common goal ✋ colleagues 💓 colleagues to lovers 🖕 colleagues to enemies 🦄 suggest your own

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<< orphan who had to learn to feed himself

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Pizza Grilled Cheese

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guy who has a thing for harsh girls

“ That topic was a week ago. Catch up! Sheesh! ”

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“ Sounds like you just need more cement. ”

☠🌏– ''...You realize that said hole was caused by seismic shifts hundreds upon hundreds of years ago, right, kiddo? That'd be like saying 'can you just stop naturally occurring eartquakes from happening?'. It ain't easy, nor fast, nor possible really. Plus all that wildlife is worth preservin', there's a lot of endangered species as is that have since called Area Zero their home, and...''

Theeeeeeeere she goes ranting about the life of the fauna there as well as the impossibility of altering the geography so drastically. She understands Arven's feelings about the whole thing, but as much as she wished she, too, could just magically change things... it's just not realistic.

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>> Thinks all paradox Pokemon belong and should stay in the pit.

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>> Thinks all paradox Pokemon belong and should stay in the pit.

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In the funny april fools au where everything works out wowee

That would mean Turo and Sada didnt go further with their research past the tera orbs. No Time Machine shenanigans, paradox pokemon or AI roboclones

They probably worked out their co-dependency/little things that turned into big things that led to their messy divorce when things escalated, woahh

Tera orbs are slow to circulate and not completely ready cause Arven’s parents are pushing a work life balance instead of ALL IN hyperfixation 🤔. They’re focused on raising Arven as a family

The Area Zero team didn’t go bananas and actively working down there. Jacq and Clavell are still part of the research team between their school director and biology teacher gigs.

Arven is well adjusted and focused on mastering his favorite hobby into a cooking career. He’s pretty popular at school even! Mabosstiff is still Mabosstiff without the deadly illness that plagued him during the game 💖

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" Morning already? I better get a move on before Im late for class. Mr. Saguaro is letting me lead today's lecture on sandwich stacking and affects on wild pokemon encounters! "

" Ah? Don't forget your lunch, son. You were really focused on practicing yesterday for class so I went ahead and packed one for you. I know it's not as good as your cooking, but it's your favorite...! "

" Aw geez, dad. You didn't have to do that...! I know you have a deadline coming up with tera crystal research. I didn't mean to make such a big deal out of my thing- "

" Nonsence. Anything you do is a big deal to me. Besides Area Zero isn't going anywhere.

Now get going before your mother comes out and scolds us both for being late. We'll be holding our breath until dinner time. What you have planned has us both salivating..! "

" Hah! Just you both wait! See ya, dad! Tell mom not to work to hard!"

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" Morning already? I better get a move on before Im late for class. Mr. Saguaro is letting me lead today's lecture on sandwich stacking and affects on wild pokemon encounters! "

" Ah? Don't forget your lunch, son. You were really focused on practicing yesterday for class so I went ahead and packed one for you. I know it's not as good as your cooking, but it's your favorite...! "

" Aw geez, dad. You didn't have to do that...! I know you have a deadline coming up with tera crystal research. I didn't mean to make such a big deal out of my thing- "

" Nonsence. Anything you do is a big deal to me. Besides Area Zero isn't going anywhere.

Now get going before your mother comes out and scolds us both for being late. We'll be holding our breath until dinner time. What you have planned has us both salivating..! "

" Hah! Just you both wait! See ya, dad! Tell mom not to work to hard!"