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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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HAPPY ALIEN DAY!!!! here are some of my favorite alien pieces!

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kipperlilly being so jealous of riz for his traumatic backstory and claiming it gives him an unfair advantage when in reality riz's entire arc this season has been about how he has to be 10 times better than everyone else if he even wants a chance to go to college because he is so poor. doesn't matter that he already saved the world multiple times. lol.

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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Having to address trying to squeeze money from your fans the same way your friends had to address an actual scandal that caused the ousting of a founding member.

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