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The moment when you have to re-think your LIFE

Cereal...is a soup

Chuck E. Cheese....is a casino for children

SILENT and LISTEN ...are spelled with the same letters. 

twinkle twinkle little star and the ABC’s...are to the same tune.

Hersey's kisses....are giant chocolate chips. 

color in the lines...was practice for scantrons 

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this is how it should be, awesome dad in my opinion. 

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So last night i was reading a Phan fic (because im trash and why would i read anything else) and in the story Phil was a pastel Goth. it as the cutest image of Phil i had ever imagined. Now, i normally dress in dark colors, but i was all like “im gonna wear the one pair of light jeens and pink shirt that i have to school because now i feel pastelly.” so i messaged my friend and she brought me a flower crown to school today. i was called pretty by many teacher and my day was goos, and then this one kid who is a gerk to everyone looked at me and said “You look like a snap chat filter.” i just sat there thinking “snap chat filters are supposed to make you look nice. so you just called me pretty.” Needless to say, i gave him the answers to the homework even though he did somthing mean because he seemed honestly frustrated with what we were doing. So lesson, for now, is Flower crown + jerk + snap chat = happiness (the crown above is the one from today)

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Listen

If you have a friend who always takes the shit you throw at them, if you have a friend who you can call and 11:30 at night because something happened and you need someone to talk to, and if you have the friend who you could completely ignore in a conversation and they will sit there and smile and still love you later, give this person a hug today and tell them how much you fucking appreciate them for putting up with all the shit they put up with. 

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TF?????

Mario koala sculpture created to raise awareness for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Australia.

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bro no, negativity isn't good, be positive. 

roasting me is ineffective because you can’t tell me worse things than i already think of my self already

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yeah, but that is literally me at my friends sleepovers. this is why i have no friends..... 

wow ok then

im sorry ignore the fact that i’m like 5 days late  i’ve been busy ok? ok.

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im laughing a little to much...

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aweeee

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school and fandoms

okay so im sitting in world history taking a test and the teacher in the next classroom screams “fandoms there everywhere, they are taking over everything!” 

Me: just sits here laughing as im doing dan and phil on Tumblr and my name is actualdanandphilmemetrah.....just saying i was dead. 

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can we just...omg i love it...just..i...awwweeee!!!! (*Insert fangirl face here*)

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Yuuri Katsuki being bisexual does not in any way weaken, cheapen, or invalidate his romantic relationship with Victor. Period.

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just me at school

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just saying like oh my god I'm crying right now and beeing judged by all my peers.