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*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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gay new yorker. faggot about it!

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It's right there, silly European

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

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The Ice maker makes fancy ice

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this t4t sex is cool and fun and all but we really need to do something about the wizard’s curse

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guys you’ll never believe what happens when you take a hit from the “the weed that turns you into a girl”

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I haven’t found a single listing for an easily manipulable transfem in today’s modern job market. this is fucking bullshit.

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all the other eunuchs hate me because i though we’d be fagging it up t4t style but it turns out most of them are just here to facilitate the kingdom’s bureaucracy.

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dang, i’m not feeling great, if only there was something that could cheer me up a little.

[imagines a woman who is roughly the size and shape of a refrigerator]

ah, that’s better.

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like to charge reblog to cast

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Gabe: machine, why are you wearing formal clothing, this is your Autism diagnoses.

V1: GOTTA BE FORMAL, THIS SHIT SPECIAL.

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Enjoy some Baldur's Gate 3 memes!

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Just bought a live butterfly off alibaba and I made it fly back to wherever its green ass came from