actually-gort

[actually-gort]

a character that's heavily autistic coded but clearly based off someone the creator knew (OR THE CREATOR THEMSELVES) is leagues better rep than a character that's confirmed autistic and is only defined by their autism with the most shallow and stereotypical characterization seen.

[actually-gort]

trog

I am not a troglodyte

[actually-gort]

Oh gods it's in the blahajverse now

The name 'wisdom teeth' implies that there are also strength teeth, dexterity teeth, constitution teeth, intelligence teeth, and charisma teeth

[actually-gort]

I'm here for a divine trade

Something from my temple to yout altar, something from your altar to my temple

You know, to increase both of our power

I bring a gilded Isopod pendant made in the deepest reaches of my domain

Gort

@actually-gort

wtf

[actually-gort]

I am Gort, the one true Isopod

Gort

@actually-gort

wtf

[actually-gort]

Do you accept Gort as your lord and savior?

Sigh, I did it, I'll make proper lore later, but for now, im just the night blahaj

[actually-gort]

c-go

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

[actually-gort]

Are you ACTUALLY Gort

I am the one true Gort

[actually-gort]

If you will not become one of the Hajar, then will you follow me, the one true god, the glorious isopod Gort?

I am once again asking you to join the Blåhajverse

(There's LOOOOOOORRRREEEEE)

I am once again repeating my prior statement of discontent with becoming a stuffed sea animal toy :3

[actually-gort]

Now go child, spread the holy word of Gort far and wide

I'm gonna gort you

- @actually-gort

Yay :33

[actually-gort]

It's clearly talking about me

Um, e-excuse me, o great one...

*thon has an ornate, slightly glowing scroll under one fin*

- @halvgudhaj

Hm? What is it, little one?

[actually-gort]

Here, have the keys! Now lock this heretic away!

Have you heard the good news of the glorious isopod called Gort ( @actually-gort )?

...What?

[actually-gort]

Blasphemy!

@the-rodbrunhaj lock this heretic in the dungeon!

Have you heard the good news of the glorious isopod called Gort ( @actually-gort )?

...What?

[actually-gort]

Spread my name far and wide, News

You are the most trustworthy news of them all, so I give you the holy task of broadcasting my name to the world!

Have you heard the good news of the glorious isopod called Gort ( @actually-gort )?

...What?

[actually-gort]

Gort

Go child, and spread the holy word of Gort

[actually-gort]

I am gort the isopod. Fear me

His name is gort

[actually-gort]

...standing right behind you

His name is gort