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sometimes trans reddit is good

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another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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Im gonna bite every single person who gives me a notification >:]

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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.

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I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!

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Tsk tsk, shame on you

guys omg wait i just got four new face masks im so excited. i just the exfoliating one so now i have to try the other three. oh boy i sure do hope the combined ingredients of them dont create a deadly gas

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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BOO (im scaring you)

Ahhh I'm scared

@kroger-fr Protect me

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RUN KID RUN

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okay so I’ve seen a lot of artists,including myself, make this common mistake of coloring the palm of  a hand(and the sole of a foot) as the same color as the person’s skin tone.

but in fact ,palms and soles are a different color compare to our skin

this is due to the lack of Melanin on them

hope this helps!

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ok so i want to get my interaction up but don't feel like going around reblogging everything in sight so SEND ME ASKS pls and I'll try to answer them as fast as I can

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(chomp)

hah get rabied

(the-real-starbucks)

Damn, I guess I'm like a dog now

You guys can just call me Wo(oof)ger from now on till I get the cure

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normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

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The ones in my drafts or the posted ones?

If posted and I'm the MC life is a bit awkward but liveable

If drafts damn life is hard

You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish