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I love this image so much

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All of Finch’s lines in Newsies !!!

“try any banker, bum, or barber, they almost all knows how to read.”

“hey! crutchie, what’s your leg say? Gonna rain?”

“they oughta bottle this guy!”

“who’s also blind!”

“HEY! What’s the hold up? Waitin makes me antsy, I likes livin chancey!”

“maybe it’s worth a shot!”

“Hey look! They’re puttin up the headline!”

“They’re killin us with that snoozer!”

“Hey Oscar! Word on the street says you and your brother took money to beat up strikin trolley workers.”

“they can’t just do that can they?”

“and the cops’ll bust our heads! Half them strikers is laid up with broke bones!”

“What’s to stop some other kids comin along to sell our papes?”

“I ain’t scared of no turf! But that Spot Conlon gets me a little jittery.”

“Come on! We got newsies to visit!”

“are we?”

“How’s about we just don’t show up for work? That’ll send a message!”

“if they think they can just waltz in here and take our jobs!”

“yeah! let’s get em!”

“why do old people talk?”

“my personal puss on a wooden nickel!”

“Hey! Davey! Where’s Jack?”

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If your talking about electric eels, than no, they are fish.

Snake facts part 8:

About 70 different species of snake live in the Indian and pacific oceans. Despite looking and acting similar to the more common land snakes, sea snakes have evolved to survive aquatic life. The sea kraits is a sea snake with minimal land mobility.

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Alright cowboy. Yee haw

Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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You mean a lot to me as well

Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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Yeah, of course Jack

Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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There’s quite a few

Venomous:

Western Diamondback Rattlesnake (Crotalus atrox) -Venomous

Arizona Black Rattlesnake (Crotalus cerberus) -Venomous

Banded Rock Rattlesnake (Crotalus lepidus klauberi) -Venomous

Mottled Rock Rattlesnake (Crotalus lepidus lepidus) -Venomous

Northern Black-tailed Rattlesnake (Crotalus molossus molossus) -Venomous

Northern Mohave Rattlesnake (Crotalus scutulatus scutulatus) -Venomous

Hopi Rattlesnake (Crotalus viridis nuntius) -Venomous

Prairie Rattlesnake (Crotalus viridis viridis) -Venomous

New Mexico Ridge-nosed Rattlesnake (Crotalus willardi obscurus) -Venomous

Arizona Coral Snake (Micruroides euryxantha euryxantha) -Venomous

Desert Massasauga (Sistrurus catenatus edwardsi) -Venomous

Non-venomous:

Kansas Glossy Snake (Arizona elegans elegans)

Painted Desert Glossy Snake (Arizona elegans philipi)

Trans-Pecos Rat Snake (Bogertophis subocularis)

Eastern Yellow-bellied Racer (Coluber constrictor flaviventris)

Western Yellow-bellied Racer (Coluber constrictor mormon)

Prairie Ring-necked Snake (Diadophis punctatus arnyi)

Regal Ring-necked Snake (Diadophis punctatus regalis)

Chihuahuan Hook-nosed Snake (Gyalopion canum)

Mexican Hognose Snake (Heterodon kennerlyi)

Plains Hognose Snake (Heterodon nasicus plains)

Mesa Verde Night Snake (Hypsiglena chlorophaea loreala )

San Diego Night Snake (Hypsiglena ochrorhyncha klauberi)

Gray-banded Kingsnake (Lampropeltis alterna)

California Kingsnake (Lampropeltis californiae)

Desert Kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula desert)

Arizona Mountain Kingsnake (Lampropeltis pyromelana pyromelana)

Mexican Milk Snake (Lampropeltis annulata)

Sonoran Whipsnake (Masticophis bilineatus)

Lined Coachwhip Snake (Masticophis lineatulus)

Red Racer (Masticophis flagellum piceus)

Western Coachwhip Snake (Masticophis flagellum testaceus)

Desert Striped Whipsnake (Masticophis taeniatus taeniatus)

Blotched Water Snake (Nerodia erythrogaster blotched)

Smooth Green Snake (Opheodrys vernalis)

Great Plains Rat Snake (Pantherophis emoryi)

Sonoran Gopher Snake (Pituophis catenifer affinis)

Great Basin Gopher Snake (Pituophis catenifer deserticola )

Bullsnake (Pituophis catenifer sayi)

New Mexico Blind Snake (Rena dissectus)

Trans-Pecos Blind Snake (Rena humilus segregus)

Long-nosed Snake (Rhinocheilus lecontei)

Mountain Patch-nosed Snake (Salvadora grahamiae grahamiae)

Big Bend Patch-nosed Snake (Salvadora hexalepis deserticola)

Northern Green Rat Snake (Senticolis triaspis intermedia)

Western Ground Snake (Sonora semiannulata)

Southwestern Black-headed Snake (Tantilla hobartsmithi)

Plains Black-headed Snake (Tantilla nigriceps)

Yaquia Black-headed Snake (Tantilla yaquia)

Western Black-necked Garter Snake (Thamnophis cyrtopsis cyrtopsis)

Wandering Garter Snake (Thamnophis elegans vagrans)

Checkered Garter Snake (Thamnophis marcianus marcianus)

Aridland Ribbon Snake (Thamnophis proximus diabolicus)

Narrow-headed Garter Snake (Thamnophis rufipunctatus)

Plains Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis radix)

Sonoran Lyresnake (Trimorphodon lambda)

Texas Lyresnake (Trimorphodon vilkinsonii)

Lined Snake (Tropidoclonion lineatum)

Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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Snake facts part 11:

Snakes have three heart chambers, compared to mammals, who have four

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according to an article from 2017

Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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Snake facts part 10:

Some snakes, such as the boa constrictor, have up to 200 teeth, while snakes like the king cobra have up to 100. While all snakes have teeth, not all have fangs.

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Of course, @front-page-romeo we are not dating, we are friends

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would ya just tell friggin @front-page-romeo that we ain’t datin? He’s been askin bout it all damn mornin’

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Snake facts part 9:

Snakes don’t have eyelids. Instead, they have a thin membrane called the ‘brille,’ which means glasses in German

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Snake facts part 8:

About 70 different species of snake live in the Indian and pacific oceans. Despite looking and acting similar to the more common land snakes, sea snakes have evolved to survive aquatic life. The sea kraits is a sea snake with minimal land mobility.

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Why must I always come back to tumblr like this?

never mind, i could totally fight a goose.

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I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

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Snake facts part 7:

Some snakes can live up to 30 years

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Snake facts part 6:

Green anacondas are the heaviest snake species. The heaviest anaconda ever recorded was about 500 lbs. The snake was about 28 feet long.