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buddie marriage of convenience because eddie knows he’ll never be able to choose between buck and chris as his best man so the only logical solution is to make buck the groom

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I guess therapy is rubbing off on me.

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Things Evan 'Buck' Buckley said in S8 9-1-1

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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the thing about the lightning arc is that eddie didn't have a lot of focus in it (to be fair they had like. one episode. and they didn't want to feed the yaoi with it) but ryan guzman put his whole pussy in it anyway...anytime he's on screen in the hospital he looks like he's a second away from throwing up. when he lets chris into buck's room and turns away because eddie can't stand to look at buck and chris that way GODDDDDDDDD

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Alright in hindsight it is kind of funny that seemingly at first the writers were like “we’re going to have this one-off character who’s basically going to exist for one episode to be the frustratingly impossibly perfect foil for buck,” when writing eddie’s character for the first time.

but then eddie worked so well as a character that they were like “okay, well, we just introduced a Jennifer Love Hewitt character who’s not obviously paired up, so he can be her love interest,” but then jlh had the brilliant idea that maddie should be paired up with chimney and so that was out the window.

So they probably just started really developing the buck/eddie friendship thinking that it made for a fun dumb-and-dumber style best friendship/comedic duo, and they could figure out the love interest thing for both of them in the future. Except they way overshot it and accidentally made them soulmates.

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evan buckley + ADHD

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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.

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the scariest thing about the generative AI thing is how quickly people have accepted it as an indefinite, irrevocable part of their reality. people have genuinely convinced themselves that ChatGPT is the only solution to most tasks - tasks they did with their own brain without any large effort two years ago. like you know damn well all of us used to write emails ourselves why are we pretending like this is an impossible task to do with your own two hands. what's with the fucking. AI revisionism. i feel like i am going insane.

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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is this not how 8x17 went?