actualmythicalcreature

[actualmythicalcreature]

Hi. I don't think I'm coming back (yet), I just accidentally opened the app and noticed that I had a few messages from folks worried that my extremely prolonged absence is due to my health issues. Please dont worry; I'm very much still alive! I even have rad new wheels to vroom vroom around in,

And yes, My ass and tiddies are still Hella Fat (cheers to that) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm just struggling to exist as a disabled, autistic, trans nonbinary, bitch - during late stage capitalism, the rise of fascism and fall of progressive western civilization.

Not dead yet. 🤟 surviving out of spite. xoxo; actualmythicalcreature

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Been gone since August. Came back just to drop this spoken word poem I wrote and recorded.... and also tell y'all I'm not dead. So. Not dead! Cool. Aight, imma head out again...

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not even a bag of holding could fit all of that booty tbh

-booty anon

Putting your booty in a bag of holding seems like a sure fire way to get it eaten by "The Bagman" (5e urban legend). And TBH I could prolly be into that. 😂

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“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

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The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now

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"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

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horny but in like a sensory seeking kind of way

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hotboxing my entire wizard tower

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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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I must not buy. Buying is the purse-killer. Buying is the little-dopamine that brings total bankruptcy. I will face my wishlist. I will permit the limited time sale to pass over me and through me. And when it has expired I will turn the inner eye to see its impulses. When the mania has gone there will be nothing. Only $ will remain.

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this came to me in a vision

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you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.

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Hi, yeah. I've had an extra รђเՇ month. August is literally the worst. I'm alive still tho. So there's always that.

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yeah you’re a ‘leftist’ but are you normal about fat people hmm?

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shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)