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i loveeeeee ironic punishments i love that the human desire to find meaning in every facet of existence is what betrays you and makes it both ironic and punishing (which is itself an ironic punishment)

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Albino CAPY!!!

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Mega Demondrug Boosts your attack power even more than a regular Demondrug.

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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

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The tumblr hive mind everyone

after the first springlock incident...

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idk if I said this before but I genuinely think the "i love fat bitches" stuff made me feel so much better about my body as people find my body and bigger bodies attractive.

I feel that way with my art, as I work towards drawing fat characters I want them to be sexy!!! and loved and desirable and cared for!!! they are drawn with my heart, and with that is love.

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My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.

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Jimmy wants to give u a kiss

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Yeah John Cena speaks Mandarin Chinese but with a really thick accent he’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful... some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

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truly nothing to say but wig

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truly nothing to say but wig

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse