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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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my stepdad. got struck by lightning on the weekend. because he was outside in the rain holding a copper pipe. and then got struck. by lightning. and didn’t go to the hospital to like make sure he’s okay. fucking. dumbass.

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You should put Sam in the Barbie movie

The Sam standee is in the Barbie movie!

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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

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starkid episode of dirty laundry holy shit

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imagine if someone just like started addressing you as Dipshit, like youre just talking about your day & they say "no way Dipshit, that's crazy." and then maybe you say to them that you would prefer not to be addressed as Dipshit & their response is "well in my major metropolitan area 'Dipshit' is not considered an insult. im not saying i think youre stupid when i call you Dipshit, i call my mom dipshit all the time" so you say Thats cool but please dont call Me that. and then they just repeat that it's something they say daily, they call all of their best friends & lovers dipshits & are called dipshit in return. "my grandma calls me dipshit at the dinner table, it doesnt mean anything." so you say Yes i understand that your friends & grandma arent bothered by being called Dipshit but *i* am, & i would prefer if you didnt address me as that. and they say "it's literally not possible for me to stop calling you dipshit, and it's not reasonable for you to ask me to, dipshit." anyway this post is about nothing in particular

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Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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EMILY!!!!!!!

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Lol this is so real, this was me 2022-2023 going through stage 7 grief. But ANYway...

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i actually do think it’s anti-feminist to be fatphobic and yes i do mean that

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the thing about Chappell Roan is she's just acting like a normal human lesbian woman but everyone fucking hates lesbian women

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the lazy river at water parks was made to appeal to relaxing adults and possibly accidentally those who like to pretend to be otters, sharks and various water type pokemon

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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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Me: my weight fluctuating is totally morally neutral. I don’t need to dedicate large portions of time to gaining or losing weight because my weight doesn’t define me. As long as I eat nutritious food and get in some movement, my weight isn’t important :)

Also me: my fouckingPAMNTS