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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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i hope we get to see the exact moment that stede realizes he's a top
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girl who desperately craves something but is also deathly afraid of reaching for it: *hasnt responded to you in a week*
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a sketch i don’t feel like refining anymore lol…..
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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
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ill be honest I think the meme where stede tells ed he can't have sex till he's finished his broccoli is infantilizing and like we've seen posts talking about the racism of ed needing a white man to keep him clean or teach him how to care for his own hair and I think this is in the same vein.
and I can't think of any examples right now to prove that ed is an adventurous eater though I absolutely think that's the case, but also when has stede ever been punitive towards ed? when has he ever been controlling?
#he seemed willing to use the snail fork so I’m willing to say he’s willing to eat snails which probably counts as adventurous eating#there’s another post in regards to the eating thing that pisses me off but I shant mention it
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Seeing the moon through tree branches feels like … seeing pubes through lace underwear
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remember: having a baby does not make you a mother❗❗
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your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg
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