This is literally my Adam simp blog , header: @sadelina-v for some reason i F my header description so rip good presentation it's lagging too much bug i guess homewrecker backstabbing husband 🍎 @ iwantthatbabe
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Sup bitches
This is my awesome dumpster blog, where I’m gonna be tossing some tea, bullshit and other fuckshit that bothers me
I’m married, so ladies and gay dicks I’m taken. ( @iwantthatbabe ) let’s christ-cross that he won’t cheat this time 🤞🏼🤞🏼
Best friend is my girl dangertits: Lute 🤟🏼
I’m a assistant king when my bitch isn’t able to, which is half of the time, should probably change me from temporary to permanent imma right?
I’m a awesome temp king. Everyone fucking loves me. It’s not like the undersluts are trying to kill me every chance they get, while I’m sleeping or taking a walk. Totally DON’T coward behind their short hell boss that they oooooo don’t fear. Totally not.
I like to torture.
I like playing guitar and singing. I’m an awesome performer.
I’m THE first dick, man and also the father of humanity. First first FIRST! Except for him
Anyways, that’s all, have a dicktastic day everyone
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