adamparkzer

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(originally posted: 3/13/2023)

[adamparkzer]

so basically as far as slushy noobz rpf goes i think the best of both worlds is The Throuple. martin/mandy/hamzah is elite because not only do you satisfy the martzah urges and alleviate any "girlfriend guilt", but there's the INSANE potential for the best mandzah interactions of all time!!! the only mandy and hamzah interactions i see in fanfics is jealousy... but imagine their common ground. imagine bonding over being in love with an idiot and then THEY fall in love??? showstopping. Beautiful.

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do any of my moots like slushy noobz... i have some heavy RPF opinions about them.

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He’s such a cutie patootie

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WATERPARKS ON THE DOUGZER PLAYLIST... LIFE COMPLETE

realized i have not shared the kitchengun playlist here yet

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A COMPREHENSIVE MASTERLIST OF DOUGGIES 2024 WINNERS

Storyteller Award: My Annoying Sister

We Hate Doug Doug Award: I hope your dog burns in hell

Best Banter Award: No Hog Talk!

Absolute Cinema Award: Kyoto

God Gamer Award: Rubber Ross World

Skill Issue Award: Losing to Obama's Hands

Coding Adventure Award: Failboat Plays Doug's GTA V Challenge

Best Interactive Stream Award: Hidden Rule Stream

Favorite Main Channel Video Award: Twitch D&D Campaign

Joke That Defined A Stream Award: Kyoto

Best Collab Award: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

Worst Stream Award: If I Say "Uh" the Stream Ends

Best and Worst Stream Award: 8000 Viewers or Less

Best Stream of the Year: If Twitch Chat Breaks my Secret Rule, They are Banned

Best AI Award: Jokebot!

Best CEO: DougDoug

Best Legal Parkzer: Parkzer

[adamparkzer]

drinking vodka spiked coffee and writing kitchengun dryhumping as god intended

[adamparkzer]

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