AN: Sadly this one is a little bit shorter, but i hope you still enjoy it. It is basically the Previous Story to my other Clyde Fic “The Porch“ but can still be read as a stand alone chapter :)
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It was a harsh and stormy night. The November Rain pattered against the Windows of the `Duck Tape` and since the wind was howling so much, not even the Porch was safe from it.
Since he had send all if his employees home, Clyde and just a few customers who didn´t leave early enough were stuck here.
Looking around to see if anyone needet anything his gaze stopped at the girl near the window. She was the last one who had come in, shy and somewhat frightened she asked if she could stay until the weather would get better. Of course he couldn´t deny her that, after seeing her clothes drenched and clinging to her body.
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ben Solo & Reader, Ben Solo/Reader, Ben Solo/You, Ben Solo & You
Characters: Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt the Radar Technician, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian, Chewbacca (Star Wars), Reader
Additional Tags: Underage Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Minor Violence, Fluff and Angst, Friends to Lovers, premarital handholding, Verbal Abuse, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex
Summary:
You grew up with the Solo triplets. You were next-door neighbors, and childhood best friends- practically inseparable. Years after the prologue is set, you’re all grown up, and you have completed your first year in college. You come back home for the summer, reuniting with your estranged friends after a year, noticing that the dynamic has changed since you all were in high school- you aren’t little kids anymore.
WE DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE!
Quick doodle for the day and trying out my forgotten brush that I download and never used. I’m trying to figure Matt’s hair color, it’s my HC that I want his hair to look like Luke’s hair in the original trilogy.
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ben Solo & Reader, Ben Solo/Reader, Ben Solo/You, Ben Solo & You
Characters: Ben Solo, Kylo Ren, Matt the Radar Technician, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian, Chewbacca (Star Wars), Reader
Additional Tags: Underage Drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Minor Violence, Fluff and Angst, Friends to Lovers, premarital handholding, Verbal Abuse, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex
Summary:
You grew up with the Solo triplets. You were next-door neighbors, and childhood best friends- practically inseparable. Years after the prologue is set, you're all grown up, and you have completed your first year in college. You come back home for the summer, reuniting with your estranged friends after a year, noticing that the dynamic has changed since you all were in high school- you aren't little kids anymore.
WE DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE!
jar jar binks is absolutely disgusting and should have not been in the star wars prequels
Remember that dipshit Jar Jar Binks, the problematic and annoying character from George Lucas' unfortunate Star Wars prequels? He was the one who the kids were supposed to like—but didn't. He was the one who was supposed to be funny—but wasn't. He was the one who was granted an interim place in the Galactic Senate and was manipulated into proposing they give power to Chancellor Palpatine to build an army, directly leading Anakin Skywalker, the chosen Jedi who was supposed to bring balance and peace to the Republic and Force, but in turn was turned into a barbecued robot and puppet for Palpatine. Jar Jar Binks was completely unnecessary to the prequel trilogies, and was the sole reason why many critics consider them to be a flop.
Jar Jar Binks has personally impacted many people’s well-beings, including myself. I recently rewatched the prequels, forgetting about how terrible this mongrel is, and watched in pure disgust. His annoying, pitchy voice, his terrible personality, and his gruesome appearance made me unable to sleep for three days. I was too traumatized; disturbed by the freaky rabbit whose sole purpose is to cause chaos. The only redeeming trait may be that this clumsy alien could be an evil, despicable, mastermind- a Sith Lord that orchestrated some of the heinous acts shown in the prequels.
According to my highly educated sources, like Reddit user Lumpawarroo, under his facade of being a stupid clutz and nuisance, Jar Jar is an extremely skilled warrior, with skills that only a Jedi, Sith, or force-sensitive would have.
He can easily manipulate people into seeing him as a stupid idiot and thinking that it’s just dumb luck that he can pull of moves, like NONCHALANTLY EXECUTING A STANDING TWENTY-FOOT TWISTING SOMERSAULT!
Jar-Jar’s stealth that does not seem like it would suit his character is a huge writer’s flaw- George Lucas done did goofed. I hate Jar Jar because he messes with the audience’s sense of realism. Two experienced Jedi on a serious mission would never actually bring someone that stupid along with them. No character that idiotic would ever really be made a general. They certainly wouldn't be made a senator. How could anyone like Jar Jar really convince the entire galaxy to abandon democracy? That's ridiculous.
Actually, if you watch the prequels with the idea that Jar Jar might be a manipulative, dark character, you begin to notice just how insidious and subtle his manipulation is, and how effective, in almost every sequence he's involved in, and also just how hyper-aware of the overarching plot he really is.
Jar Jar Binks has undoubtedly become the face of everything that is "wrong" with the prequels- he was too silly, too unbelievable, seemingly pointless. If you are able to somehow change the nature of Jar Jar from embarrassing idiot to jaw-dropping villain, suddenly the entire prequel trilogy must be seen in a new light.
In conclusion, Jar Jar is disgusting and evil. I personally would like to reinstate the witch trials to not only execute Jar Jar, but also J.J. Abrams for killing Ben Solo, making his whole character arc absolutely worthless.