adamsmasher
adamsmasher
Alex, Sweetheart of the Internet
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Get it? Like an atom smasher, except a name. Not my name though, I'm Alex. 37 year old they/he in Philly.
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adamsmasher · 23 minutes ago
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Zohran Mamdani has almost certainly won New York City's mayoral primary. Next week's Ranked Vote tabulation will make the results clear, but Lander's and Adrienne's votes will overwhelmingly go to Mamdani, who will face Sliwa and incumbent Eric Adams in the general election. It's unclear if Cuomo will also mount an independent run.
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adamsmasher · 51 minutes ago
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adamsmasher · 1 hour ago
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Can’t stop watching this
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adamsmasher · 1 hour ago
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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
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adamsmasher · 1 hour ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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adamsmasher · 1 hour ago
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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adamsmasher · 2 hours ago
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YO!!!!!!!
@bigbrujabruja @reidio-silence @mindfulbrat A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE LETS GOOOOOOO
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adamsmasher · 2 hours ago
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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adamsmasher · 2 hours ago
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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adamsmasher · 3 hours ago
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And they were pier-mates!!
Happy MerMay
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adamsmasher · 3 hours ago
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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.
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adamsmasher · 4 hours ago
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adamsmasher · 4 hours ago
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me when my empire isn't decaying
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adamsmasher · 5 hours ago
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Kings
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adamsmasher · 5 hours ago
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adamsmasher · 5 hours ago
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this video has been all that i think about for days now
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adamsmasher · 9 hours ago
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literally can't stop thinking about this
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