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mermaid peggy pink tail....
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mermaid marian would have a yellow tail with big frilly fins like a betta fish
Mermaid Marian IS something yellow and floofy
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I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls
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Carrie Coon and Morgan Spector as BERTHA AND GEORGE RUSSELL
THE GILDED AGE (2022- ) | 1.05 "Charity Has Two Functions"
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Guy who intends to lie but ends up telling the truth vs guy who intends to tell the truth but ends up lying
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made it the whole hour of practice. and now i am going to go home and eat snacks and write johnoscar fanfiction of the explicit variety
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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys
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Are we at the point where I'm going to start seeing Downton Abbey ads on buses
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We were excited about I'd do anything for you 鈥攔ightfully鈥攁nd then this too was dropped
"Because I love and believe in you" actually an insane thing to say to your ex boyfriend in his cousin's house at her young women's christian association benefit in 1884
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"Because I love and believe in you" actually an insane thing to say to your ex boyfriend in his cousin's house at her young women's christian association benefit in 1884
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what is the economic situation of mermaids... what mermaid banking job does oscar inherit and then lose
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature
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