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Post war Ella is like "Hey guys welcome to my channel"

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DaVinci won't let me work on any of my video wips anymore so have this Henri edit and imagine what could've been

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day 58 - more drawing john based on my dog

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day 59 - ooooh new color

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Penthouse Incorrect Quotes

Sam: Not to self- stop talking to myself. Sam: ... Wait. --- Nine: You wanna bang? John: Nine: I meant hang* John: No you didn't. --- Six: Five's not picking up. Marina: Let me try. Nine: Six and I already did 4 times. Why do you think- Five: Hey, you called? --- Eight: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Six: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. John: Three of us saw it, Six. How do you explain that? Six: *points at Ella* Sleep deprivation. *points at Adam* Paranoia. *points at John* Delusional personality disorder. --- Nine: Is that a hickey? Marina: N-no, it's a mosquito bite. Eight: *walks in* Nine: Hey mosquito. --- Nine: *points at Adam* Are we really gonna keep him? Adam: They kept you, so I don't see why not. --- Five: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. John: What if it bites me and it dies? Six: Then you’re poisonous. Geez, dude, learn to listen. Eight: What if it bites itself and I die? Ella: That’s voodoo. Eight: But what if it bites me and someone else dies? Sam: That’s correlation, not causation. John: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Nine: That’s kinky. Marina: Oh my God.

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day 60 - if sam was gen z he would play deltarune and buy 30 spamton posters

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the insane experience of missing a fictional character . like you can always go back and reread the book , replay the game , rewatch the show or movie , you can always go back & see them , but you can never experience them & their story for the first time again . its absurd to miss them because they'll always be there , but you'll miss when there were still new things for them to say .

for a small time they were real & growing and changing and you hung onto every new word, but now all they can do is repeat the same story forever&ever & they're not real anymore because you know everything they're going to do. & you miss them. its fucked man...

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what I love about those timid handwringing “am I allowed to breathe air???” types is sometimes a miracle will happen and something in their brains will snap and you can watch them kill the hall monitor in their heads with a shovel

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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one and adam are so system coded it's not even funny.

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i tell people my ideal is kitchen table polyamory because how do i even start to explain that the Garde and Friends™ living in Nine's penthouse fundamentally altered my brain chemistry and what family means to me

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Einar: Been obsessed with clit lately. Duanphen: I know your gay ass is lying. Einar: What do you know about it? Name one classic literature book. Duanphen: Why the fuck would you shorten classic literature to clit???

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day 56 - me and the bestieeeee (where I reveal it's been cohn gamer boyfriends propaganda this whole time gwahaha 😎)

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day 57 - hello! this is me right now. goodbye

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Plot twist Sam only has legacies because he’s pregnant with Six’s baby.

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LL characters as (more) things my friends have said:

Part I

Sam: Discrete on my math till I quadrilateral

Nine: So, John, how does it feel to be a domestic terrorist?

Maiken: "they look...pronouns!!"

Sam, about Where’s Waldo: He’s kinda fine low key

Six: Dmang

Six: Damng

Six: I misspelled my misspelling

Sam, to Stanley the cat: You would be one of those moms in the eighties that was in Moms against metal music

Sarah: I WOULD FUCK A GHOST! JUST NOT ONE THAT I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY WITH!

Ghost: If Nemo refuses to save me while I’m drowning, my first and second option are Max

Max: I love how I’m the first *and* second option

Nemo: The first option being yell for Max, and the second option is yell louder for Max

Max: Third option is call emergencies

Nine: “I’ll get a puzzle piece earring just for you”

Five: “wtf”

Nine: “hey, autism speaks✊😔”

Caleb: Random question, do you like milk, and also how tall are you

Einar: Fuck you

Sam: "yeah its like a 2 million word sonic bible fanfic"

Sarah: " .................. oh god”

Sandor: “There’s a difference between drunk driving and drunk crashing, and I don’t crash”

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I'm so sad. Adam grew up in DC. He's never even had good fruit...