adanbittheapple
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adan👍 (formerly peanut squirrel)
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The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument
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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji
- Defending women online
- Offering women support when they are in distress
- Commenting on a woman's selfie
- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend
- Sexual reasons
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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
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they would find eacg other in any lifetime⬇️

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.
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Operating under the idea that the player (Steve etc) is a human by default
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the deranged tonal whiplash between the sbk finale and "VIKING AND AVID ARE ON A TEAM WITH EVBO AND SEAWATT?"
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why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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they call me the bug whisperer. because i whisper to bugs
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*fic starts getting really good* hold on i gotta lock in *gets under my blanket*
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