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i hope you're ok

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Hey, do you have another user? I saw some of your stories on wattpad

oh what.

no i do not - um maybe report that person

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Hey, you still write?

yes just slower i am doing cute stuff

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Love love love the thrice wanted fanfic, you’ve got me checking for updates alll the time! But also saw that chart you made ab eating kitty… you don’t think Jorah, king of pining and serving, would eat kitty?!

book jorah mormont tried to eat his hightower wife's kitty one time out of curiosity, but was so bad at it that she gaslit him into thinking that no woman actually has ever enjoyed it and they all just fake it, and its actually a huge conspiracy.

when daario does it and jorah heard, he feels a deep satisfaction knowing that dany actually never liked it and this fuels him

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i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

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Hi I don't want to be inconvenient but when are you going to update otto's fic and S&G 🥹

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Driftmark — 1.07

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Favorite Lines To Quote: Scream (1996)

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If you hope to winter here, see that your playing pleases Lady Genna. She's the one that matters.

(For @hxmosuperior, @rhaemartell)

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Tywin knows how to eat pussy really? Charles dance might but Tywin. Tywin is just DJ Khaled with war crimes, motherfucker would probably think that eating pussy is degrading for a man. Guy probably thinks the female orgasm is a myth. XD Good list other than that

oh tywin KNOWS how he just does it very rarely/not any more

but when this mans wife was around?

'Lord Tywin may have ruled the Realm, but it was Lady Joanna who ruled Tywin.'

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i still like this format, you cant stop me, you'll have to pull my browser-not-mspaint from my cold, dead hands

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thinking about granny rhaelle and baby robert, telling him how much her family sucks. sipping her wine saying watch out for them bobby. can’t keep a commitment to save their lives. ruining engagements is like a game to them bobby

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bloodraven did 9/11 guys

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theon greyjoy the linecook who fumbles every waitress because he has tinder, bumble, hinge and grindr notifications constantly going off on his phone

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if you ever wonder whether your ao3 comments make a difference know that i frequently go back and read old comments on my fics to get a dose of happy rainbow sunshine