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the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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Are you excited for ypur first Ides of March on tunglr.hell?
I've been here since 2011. On the years when I remember I post the relevant panels from Sandman 7...
Here. I will post them early.
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Which is gayer: having gay sex, or Nandor and Guillermo’s fight in the night market?
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So, when are we getting a release date for the sequel to #BookOfNight ?
#HollyBlack #BookOfNight #sequel #ReleaseDate #ImDyingHere
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Nandor: “Guillermo and I are officially a couple now! I know this is very exciting but-“
Nadja: “Finally! It was honestly pathetic having to see-“
Nandor: “I know, it was so embarrassing having to see Guillermo lust after me all these years.”
Nadja: “What? No! Having to see you pining after him like a baby donkey! We kept thinking just fuck him already Guillermo, please, for all our sakes!”
Lazslo: “We even considered paying Gizmo to do it, but then realized we didn’t actually have any money.”
Nandor: “Pining?! Nandor the relentless doesn’t do any pining! Especially not for a human!”
Lazslo: “Sure, Pal.”
Colin Robinson: “Actually, as someone who has been feeding off of you two for almost 2 decades now, it was, one could say pathetic, seeing you do everything to get Guillermo’s attention. I mean the wedding was just-“
Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor: “Shut up, Colin Robinson!”
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Eeeeeeeeeee!
I am so sorry for the person I’m gonna be in summer 2023



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You should listen to this. You can listen to it anywhere in the world, for the next 25 days.
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Wait, this is wholesome
What's your opinion/thoughts on Chuck Tingle?
I believe that the world is a better place for having Chuck Tingle in it.
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Hey, so I'm being harassed and getting death threats on here from a fan of yours because I said Henry Selick deserves credit for the Coraline movie. Any chance you could weigh in?
I can promise that anyone harassing you for saying Henry Selick deserves credit for the Coraline movie isn't a fan of mine.
And Henry wrote and directed the Coraline movie, and deserves all the love and kudos, especially the share of the Coraline love that bizarrely goes to Tim Burton.
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