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To everyone who picked “shapeshift” as what superpower they’d like to have as a kid

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i take it that kpop demon hunter movie is out. seeing too much fanart of one specific straight couple on the tl tonight
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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL
our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much
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this dynamic as a polycule:







making a collection
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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have i shown u guys my current elden ring guy.
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If you're not a protester but you want to protect protesters from criminal prosecution, start wearing a mask out in public when you're doing ordinary things. Mask up at the grocery store, on public transit, at the library, to work, to school. Make the case with your face that protest is ordinary.
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if a group of all white people dance to the cupid shuffle it spontaneously turns into a square dance
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the unbelievably painful irony of a radfem reblogging this post like hello??? hello?????
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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness
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