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HI GUYS

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Hi joe mama

Hi jobie!!!

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UGGGGHHRRRRRHGGGGG I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE MADE ME THINK THERE WAS GONNA BE A SNOW DAY TODAY BUT THERE ISNT!!!!! tgis us the final straw im going fuckjbg joker mode…. Society

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Top ten jobie quotes

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Are you u-um…sorry… a-are you gay? *looks away flustered*

Yes wait should i draw pictures for the answers like you do

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#exposed

Do you kin karkat vantas

yes . god it is so hard trying to copy those ama videos

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GUYS IH MY GOD THERES NO WORD LIMIT ON HERE

Intro]

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

[Verse 1]

Karkalicious: definition, makes Terezi loco

She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo

Dyin' just to know the flavor

I ain't doin' her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

(Four, three, two, Fuck you)

[Chorus]

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don't matter if we're just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Interlude]

Karkalicious def-

Karkalicious def-

Goddammit, Doc Scratch stop fucking around with my mic-

[Verse 2]

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta's always squealin', cutesy pet names like karkitty

I'm the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t

And the majority of pairings had better include me

[Chorus]

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness

Zahhak's my witness (whistle)

Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail

And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me)

I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty

I'll be laced with lacy

It's so tasty, tasty

It'll make you crazy

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out for you

All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know

And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome

But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

[Chorus]

Terezi says I smell...

Delicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don't matter if we're just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

My body stays vicious

Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Nepeta's my witness (meow~!)

I'll even let her first ship sail

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[Extended Chorus]

So delicious (eridan, see)

So delicious (you can trust me)

So delicious (I'll help you be)

I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy

It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

[Outro]

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second

[Outro Interlude]

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?

What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?

Fuck this shit, I quit!

[Instrumental Outro]

God fucking damn it Dave

There goes the last shit that I ever gave!

Isn't it ironic?

Used to be platonic

Then I realized

I'm horns over heels for-

God fucking damn it Dave

Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or troll

He always knows just how to piss me off

Even if I beg he won't lay off

God fucking damn it Dave

If only I could manage to escape

But your lips are witchcraft

Don't you fucking dare laugh!

Just leave me alone

I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alone

No, I just need some time alonе

No, I just need some time alone!

God fucking damn it Davе

This bridge is shitty

So you might feel pity

For my tragic tale of incompatibility

Can you distract me when he's so attractively

Holding my weakness against me, the bastard!

Will he persist even after I kiss him?

I hate him, I love him

But I keep on

Trying to prove that I

Love how I swoon

I'm loosing my confidence

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

I want you

God fucking damn it Dave

If I had a star to wish on

For my life, I can't imagine

Any other stoic prick compares

Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare

Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care

God fucking damn it Dave

I might not be real experienced with humans

But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling

At the pit of me, as I lie awake and

God fucking damn it Dave

Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice

Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me

Straight and to the point

That is why I hate you

God fucking damn it Dave

*zip*

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