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Not only are you

SHORT

You're also a

low-grade circle

"I'M NOT SHORT!! And I'm not a circle! I'm a sphere!"

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For ooc:

Who's Ladd?

the guy who made the film that A sphere is from, and who is also an INSANELY BAD PERSON!! [racist and shit...] hes like actually so so horrible but... unfortunately... i happen to really like the film he made :( i suggest looking into the stuff he did if you wanna know the full extent of it [his full name is ladd ehlinger!! ]

we dont like him in this fandom. so yeah guys psa guys dont support ladd hes a really bad person

/ooc

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SHORT

"IM NOT SHORT??"

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Why are you so short?????

"...what do you mean? I am a completely normal height, thank you very much."

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you still haven’t unveiled how you eat without teeth. And now I’m having nightmares thinking of the possibilities. Please end these horrid thoughts of mine.

"I do have teeth. You just can't see them. Why wouldn't I have teeth."

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What do you think of irregulars

"...they're fine. I guess."

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how does this make you feel?

"...Horrified. Why is my apostle in a toaster. Why is there two of him. Did you take this yourself. How. Why???"

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hi a sphere do you like deltarune 🎤

"...I have never heard of that in my life. I don't know what a 'delta rune' is and I don't really care to know."

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would you be upset if someone used you as a bowling ball?

"I would be very upset if someone used me as a bowling ball. Do not use me as a bowling ball."

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favorite lipstick color?

"Definitely either orange or red. They both work very well on me."

"...You didn't hear that from me, though."

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do you have a house or do you sleep in your car? if you DO have a house, whats it like, what are spacelander houses like?

"I do not sleep in my car?? Why would I do that? That would be awfully undignified for such a great figure as myself. I'm almost offended you would even suggest such a thing. I have my own house, with an actual bed, thank you very much."

"As for your second question, I presume not very different than what your houses are like. I have... everything I could ever need (or want) in it. I'd hope thats how it works for you, because otherwise that'd seem rather inconvenient."

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_ what did picking up and holding a flatlander feel like?

"Well... I guess... It didn't really feel like anything. He, (A. Square), is two dimensional. I barely could feel him."

"If I had to describe it, though, I'd say it was a bit like holding a sheet of paper, but if paper was more lightweight than it already is, and significantly thinner. I sometimes couldn't even tell I was holding him, honestly."

AH FINALLY AN ASK LETS FUCKIN GO thank you anon ive been waiting for another ask here/OOC

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what are your thoughts on the flatlanders beliefs of a circle being the highest shape

"I mean... I get it. I get why they'd think that. But there's also the fact that they're wrong, because, you know... The third dimension exists. So, you know, circles... aren't."

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do you like doing math?

"Sometimes, when I have nothing better to do... In general, yeah, I'd say I like doing math."

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The eeperrr

"I... have no idea what that is. It's cute, though."

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why are you the only gold textured spacelander?

"...I'm gonna have to say I don't know to that. Genetics?"

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Why was A. Square chosen as an apostle? Was he randomly chosen or was there someone else intended to be the apostle instead of him?

"Oh, yeah, he was chosen at random. By me, of course."

"...not much else I have to say here."