addlermme
addlermme
"Sire why are you munching those rocks?"
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Go by Addl or Addler(He/They, genderfluid)/ https://addllikescoffee.carrd.co/ Up to fangurl/fanboyin about ships n' character :3(I might not reply u immediately cuz I have stuff to do) - Just ramble ur ships or fandom on my ask :) Even if I don't know them, I might need new hyperfixation :)))
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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Your computer's model number imprinted on you skin, your face as you hugged it. Wires wrapped around your body, too tightly that there's a lot of lines appeared. Each keys on the keyboard stamped on you stomach as you lean on the desk. Little scratch on your fingertips as your were grazing their fan. Those are hickeys. They'll make sure you have them for at least a week.
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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Love /reader fic like guide me into your fantasies that I shared interest with. I can't fucking think of a scenario without it going south and suddenly turn everything into a fever dream
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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"My parents taught me that truth can be bought. That everyone is a liar and only money is honest. I learnt how to lie before I learnt how to speak. 'Our word against theirs' was our family motto. But... I don't want to be like that anymore. I want to tell the simple, honest truth, just once."
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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most annoying man vs. world's strongest idgafker!! who will win!!
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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i misspell genus pernis a lot
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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Triple the obese lynx budget
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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You're a traveler who stumbles upon a hidden society that appears to be a true utopia. No crime, no oppression, no poverty, only peace, and joy. The people are genuinely kind. And yet you can’t shake the feeling that something must be wrong. The twist? There is no catch. It really is a utopia.
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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It's so funny to me that the term "whump" can easily mean anything from "this character has a cold 😦 but here's another character taking care of him 🙂" all the way over to "this character is being viciously tortured to death" and sometimes those two creators are following each other.
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes
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honourable mentions
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy
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house mice & deer mice
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addlermme · 18 days ago
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anyway here’s a 6 year old video of me and 5 other friends joining the same tf2 server to micspam a clip of Eddy from Ed Edd and Eddy saying SWEET EDDY YOU’RE COOL MAN all in unison
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