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It's not the worst form of social media. Definitely beats, like, Bebo or whatever we used to use before Facebook and Instagram happened.

That's...definitely a mixed bag. I'm Addy Corcoran, and I'm nowhere near as impressive. I own a record label, so any awards I get are gonna depend on other people's success. Not really an internet-watching person, but good to know... I'm not the most adventurous eater, so my favorite food is probably, like, pizza or burgers or something. I kinda like pineapple on pizza, but I once saw a pizza with banana on it and that's where I draw the line.

What's your gold medal in?

I keep getting badgered about needing to get back on here, so I guess I might as well. The accessibility features seem decent, at least.

Name's Clarissa D'Angelo, most call me Lissa. I'm technically a doctor of occupational therapy and an Olympic gold medalist but I'm mostly just a blind nerd who lives life on the internet. If you're into watching strangers do shit on the internet, I'm Pasta4Arrows just about everywhere, otherwise... what's your favourite food and can you come up with a more offending pizza topping than pineapple? Which, for the record, definitely isn't as offending as people think.

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ADDY: Sounds rad, Josie and I will be there. ADDY: You need us to bring anything?

TEXTS || PRIV (Minus Tommy)

DELILAH: Hey babes!!! So it's our favorite boy's birthday next week, and I'm planning him a party! December 2nd at 7pm. DELILAH: We'll have pop culture themed food and a video game tournament. DELILAH: Please let me know if you'd like to come, and hope to see you there! <3

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I mean, I'm not totally convinced you didn't follow me out here on purpose, so it's not like we're a million miles apart. My mom's gonna be here for the weekend, and so are Josie's parents. We're hosting Thanksgiving this year. You and Roman are welcome to join if you want to, but let me know ASAP so we can make sure we have extra food.

Do you know how much harder it is to dominate your life now that we’re adults and not neighbors? Back then, all I had to do was waltz into your house, make myself comfortable and steal your clothes. Now I actually have to put effort into getting your attention, that's so unfair and annoying.

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is that maybe I miss you a little. Can we pretend I’m eight again and you have no choice but to hang out with me this weekend? @addycorcoran

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I mean, I don't bite them... I also don't do much with them, though. I just keep them short and, like, rarely paint them or anything. I guess if you wanna try a design, though, that'd be okay.

Oh, do you bite them? Or do you keep them short for more fun purposes?

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Right. Where'd you go? Anywhere fun? Sure, we can hang out, maybe make it a group thing or something. After Thanksgiving?

Sometimes a girl needs to drop off the face of the planet for a little while y'know? But it is nice to see you Addy, we should get a drink sometime, catch up, terrorise some freshman maybe, just like old times

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Damn, someone's head grew a couple hundred sizes, huh? What makes you think I'd know what you'd been up to? Nice to have you back around, though, I guess. I try to change my voice for that, but I guess I'm not doing the best job at it. So, what are you doing back in LA?

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Maestro! Wow look at you with the hot shot record label! Looks like you made it big since college. Now that im back in LA i thought I would make contact with some of the names from the college days. Not that i need to explain what ive been up to. Did i hear your actual voice on an animaiton?

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Isn't that called being, like, selfless or something?

there should be a word for the things we do, not because we want to, but because we want to be the kind of person that wants to. @addycorcoran

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I don't know, get a life maybe? Or donate some of it. You have to be able to actually sleep in your room.

okay, so like, hypothetically, what should one do if they spent like, way too much on stuff from that vat19 site and now their room is full of the stuff? @addycorcoran

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No one asked me about my favorite color, otherwise maybe I would've talked about that instead. There's something about how much you're protesting this that makes me think maybe there's some jealousy there or something. You know I could rec some pretty good places to buy your own, right? Okay, whoa, wait, we don't need a party, you can just take us to dinner or something. Our families are all gonna be here for Thanksgiving next week, and between my mom and Josie's dad, I wouldn't dare to take away planning an engagement party from them.

BESTIE, I'm so proud of you being more open about your life with people, I absolutely adore that for you, but maybe start with things like... your favourite colour??? Less traumatising for me personally, but I am totes happy for you and Josie and all the... fun you have. You're so right, I have not, I got caught up in post lockdown stuff and in Halloween, what terrible potential bridesmaid behaviour of me, but I am the best at organising parties, you know this!!! Okay, important questions, how do we feel about a theme party??? Josie's favourite colour??? Days you both have free??? And also your favourite places to eat and drink because god knows we don't need my cooking to spoil the party...

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Right, yeah, that's what we'll call it... So what do you need me to do?

See, I knew you'd come around. The Power of Friendship!

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ADDY: Rude. ADDY: Shit, sounds like a stressful time for you. You need me to buy you more box wine to make up for it? ADDY: Dude, don't worry, I'll make sure you get full credit. Thanks for this, it really is an awesome gift.

MAL: calm down grandma MAL: yea no prob. i spent like forty minutes scrolling through my phone thinking who i should invite but then i thought of someone else i'd wanna take and then i thought of someone else and it got real stressful and i had to drink boxed wine in the bathtub to chill out about it. you'll get better use out of it MAL: but feel free to bring it up at thanksgiving so i can assert dominance over all our other siblings and josie's siblings so everyone knows i'm the greatest. shoutout to finding nemo for his hard work

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Yeah? Dude, you're totally welcome to sing in my studio. Josie does it, I've made little mixes of her singing. Damn, now you're flattering me. I guess I'll trust your judgment.

I would love that. I only sing in the shower and to my cat, but it would be nice to sing for someone other than myself Glinda. She's not that impressed, but also she's a cat. Of course, you would look gorgeous in any color.

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Dude, my nails are practically nonexistent... You sure you came to the right person?

I saw the cutest nail design and I want you to be my test dummy for them. @addycorcoran

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CONNECTION: "COOL OLDER BROTHER".

@romansmythe

when addy was younger, and would hang out with serena and their friends would make a big deal out of serena's hot older brother, addy never saw the appeal. of course, guys just don't do it for addy, but she always thought he was cool. now, she uses his hotel as a place to hold work events, and the two have begun to develop a friendship in their own right.

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ADDY: A gift's a gift, kid. ADDY: Seriously? That's actually pretty dope. Thanks, Mal. We could use a little getaway. ADDY: Are you sure you don't want it? I mean, you in your goldfish form did earn it.

MAL: don't get too excited, you don't know what it is yet [...] MAL: lmao jk its great. you guys can have my prize for that halloween costume contest. it's a two person overnight stay at some fancy schmancy hotel MAL: this counts as your engagement party gift from me btw

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At least one of us knows what we're talking about. Any time you want my expertise, which is essentially just me letting you record yourself singing in my studio, let me know. You think I could pull off green?

A bolt is a fabric. Fern is a beautiful green color that is the it color of the season. I'll be happy to show you my sketches and measure you up!