my wife (ao3) has thrown me out (i can't log in) and now i have to sleep on the curb (read fic on tumblr)
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I was half awake when I saw this YouTube thumb and I thought the snek was about to bless the human with its smol hands.
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obsessed with this armpit fetish pride flag.... saluting my comrades tonight... a sacred and unbreakable brotherhood worldwide
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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on
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Some Queenie fo today
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I'm making a collection of censored dirty talk that takes me more than 3 seconds to read. "Pɐuʇıəs" took me what felt like a month. Also impossible for me to read that last slide in anything but the "I can haz cheezburger?" voice
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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what if miku was transmasc
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i went to i love you island
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Had an angelic threesome with Food and Water today
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Love how you can feel his sanity slipping away…
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I hated how good you looked.
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