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most straight actors: my character transcends sexuality, I’ve never considered their sexuality until this moment because i consider straight the default yes call me a gay icon
mark hamill and oscar isaac: my character could’ve had a boyfriend if the execs hadn’t been little BITCHES about it
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The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.
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a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
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me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself
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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
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Not to be that person but if yall let the Cats movie make more than the In The Heights movie I will personally burn both Hollywood and Broadway to the fucking ground
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How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?
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