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I just think Russ time is really lame. Because it’s capitalist and governed by market forces.

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IMESSAGE || STAN 💯

NOAH: oh, really? what's up?

NOAH: are you serious? have you told them that would kind of make your personal life a mess?

NOAH: so you are back with payton?

stan: i tried, and i told them that i'm not comfortable with this but they don't listen, you know how managements are

stan: i think i don't know, i'm confused to be honest with you

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IMESSAGE || STAN 💯

NOAH: Hey

NOAH: i feel like i never talk to you anymore which is weird for me because we used to talk all the time and i know we've both been busy or well, you have working on that movie but i still think we should catch up or something

NOAH: i mean, how've you been?

stan: hey

stan: i was meaning to message you actually, gotta tell you something that's happening.

stan: hannah and i are together .

stan: wow that was a joke, no well technically we might be, management is being well management, says its good for reviews and being in the light and shit. it's quite frustrating since i'm kind off dating payton again? i don't know noah i'm confused.

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text - payton jenetti

pj: i'll have you :p

pj: also how do you not want to kiss hannah?

pj: i do all the time

pj: the friendship / girl crush is real

stan: then seems like you and i have a date tonight beautiful.

stan: well she's your girl crush

stan: unfortunately she's not my kind of girl

stan: i'm more into dancers than actresses

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text - hannah bates

hannah: black and red?

hannah: who arranged this? we're going to look like we're ready to dance the paso doble

stan: lol idk - i can't rock a red suit i'm not spiderman

stan: idk but i'm on my way see you soon

stan: also .. no kissing pls

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text - hannah bates

hannah: what are you wearing tonight? did they coincidentally get us to match? i'm in red

stan: black suit, red tie.

stan: ah - guess we're matching..

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text - payton jenetti

pj: i have a feeling they will make you do more than that

pj: management is brutal, i know from harry's experience

pj: they need it to be believable

pj: thank you, hannah also texted me to let me know

pj: you're always welcome in my home

stan: god i hope not, i like her and all but i don't really want to kiss her or anything i'd rather spend my time with you

stan: okay good, because after a night of pretending all i'll want is to be with you --- if you'll have me.

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text - payton jenetti

pj: spill the beans

pj: what's up?

stan: management pulled a dirty one on me and hannah - basically we have to show up at an event together and hold hands and shit

stan: was gonna say no but then they told me that hannah had said yes (to which she actually said no) and we both got stuck doing this

stan: i just wanted you to hear it from me and not from some random tabloid

stan: and i was wondering if maybe i can come over after and hold hands with a girl i would rather be with?

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text - hannah bates

hannah: good to know

hannah: i just messaged payton so she's aware that there's no funny business going on

stan: you can't avoid the topic forever.

stan: i already messaged her.

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text - hannah bates

hannah: are you suggesting that my plans won't work :(

hannah: well sometimes it's difficult to tell if that's a case of 'i want to be with her,' or like, 'i just don't want her to be with anyone else'

stan: i love her, i want to be with her.

stan: is there anyone that you'd be telling?

stan: a certain irish man you've been flirting with on the group chat? ;)

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text - hannah bates

hannah: i'm serious!

hannah: wait what if we just pretend to act so wildly horrendously incompatible tonight that they no longer want us to do this

hannah: ... do you want to be with her?

stan: so was i!

stan: hannah, we barely talk on set, and when we do, we are fighting about something - we're as incompatible as they get

stan: .... i thought i made that obvious with how much i was objecting her engagement.

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text - hannah bates

hannah: urgh

hannah: see you at 8. no funny business.

hannah: are you guy's getting back together ???

stan: no funny business lol

stan: uh i don't know, that's .. up to her not gonna lie.

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text - hannah bates

hannah: you're such an idiot

hannah: you agreed to this and now i look like the disagreeable one.

hannah: you wouldn't be in this convo if you hadn't said yes in the first place ??? your manager gives me the creeps

hannah: why don't we just get there at different times. there's nothing they can do about it.

hannah:

hannah: my manager just called. ok. guess i am a fucking puppet.

stan: i agreed to it because they said you agreed to it!

stan: hannah i don't want to do this, i am finally getting back on payton's good side and i don't want anything to hurt it and this is totally not going to help but i have to

stan: they told me you said yes, and i had to say yes.

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text - hannah bates

hannah: is that what they told you???

hannah: that's not what they told me

hannah: they hinted that this is going to have to carry on until we wrap filming and release. they want us to keep this up until press week.

hannah: aka, for months. it's not simple. they start with the stupid drive in and drive off, then it's going to be dates and hand holding and ew.

stan: i wasn't told about dates. uh.. i don't know...

stan: look. i don't want to do this, but let's just get through this one night and then sit down with our managers and talk to them about this whole thing.

stan: the only pda that will be shared is a hand on your back and a kiss on the cheek for the damn camera but let's just get this over with cause i'm getting really weird texts from my manager.

stan has sent a photo.

stan: please get me out of this convo.

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text - payton jenetti

stan: hey beautiful

stan: i gotta tell you something, and i don't know how you'll take it but i want you to know before you see it somewhere else

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text - hannah bates

hannah: your job is on the line. big whoop. so is mine, i told them no. we aren't hollywood puppets

hannah: uhm, have you told p?

hannah: i would say no to a stunt with anyone. it's not really limited to you. i don't need a PR relationship

hannah: no.

stan: not yet, i'm about to tell her

stan: lol i really don't think you get to chose hannah

stan: all we have to do is walk into the movie together and out together, no need to even sit beside each other.

stan: we'll get into the same car and then drive a few minutes away and i'll get into mine, it's really simple, and might as well get it done once and over with it