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Bumped into a former coworker today and found out some wild ass shit. We worked at a mental health clinic where i did paperwork and while there I felt constantly isolated and confused about why a lot of my coworkers openly disliked me, dispite the effort i put in to being polite and never argueing with anyone. Turns out, everyone thought I had gotten 3 abortions over my time working there and were all being insanely judgemental about it. Why did they think this, you ask? Because I declined alcohol at the staff holiday party, but never appeared pregnant or took maternity leave. Went to three holiday parties over my three years, and here we are. Apparently, in their minds, the only reason an afab person turns down alcohol is because they're pregnant, even when they're planning to abort it?!
So next time you think internet discourse is batshit I promise you a board office guy has said something 8 times as batshit.
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Computer game where you're building a tower level by level and the closer you get to heaven the harder it becomes to fight off God.
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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it
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“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)
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Heinrich Kley's illustrated portrayals of Reynard the Fox, the famed literacy cycle of fables from the Late Middle Ages.
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I dropped my phone and idk what I accidentally tapped but tumblr gave me this error message and it scared me so bad I feel like im in a horror movie and tumblr is screaming and chasing me
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Oh woah hey there 🐱 I think that was a funny little accident just now. 🐱 You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you 🐱 pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice 🐱 my face was there so no worries, I’ll just go back to 🐱 OH you’ve pushed my face away again? Sorry I don’t mean to embarrass 🐱 you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just 🐱 You have pushed my face away again?????? 🐱🐱🐱
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