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like these morons cannot put two and two together. ask yourself why a conservative would want to restrict what a teacher does. well what does a teacher do. teach. now why would conservatives want to control what people are taught. well,

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adhd music rule: if it doesn’t capture my attention in under 10 seconds i simply do not listen to it

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adhd is the disorder where the “don’t want to get in the shower and don’t want to get out of the shower” feeling applies to every single thing you do at all times

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How's this school year going? Well, I've developed an involuntary twitch in my right eye and I'm full of rage at all times but at least I'm in person again haha

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My beef with the x12 Schoolhouse Rock song is that they introduce a base 12 number system, explain it in the briefest way possible, and then go "ok but here's your x12 facts in base 10, you fucking imbecile"

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Plus whether we're supposed to be inside or outside for lunch, recess, P.E., etc

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we talk a lot abt overstimulation here but there’s rly something to be said for how bad the very specific skin-crawling “if something doesn’t happen in the next thirty seconds im going to set myself on fire just to give me something to do” hell of understimulation is

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So uh, I'm turning 30 today... I guess I have to be a level 2 adult now

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no one talks about the ADHD symptom of being extremely kissable. it makes me sick

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listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

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Them: What's your favorite character trope?

Me: Bisexual ADHD girls who are also unconventional magic users

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working memory bad 💚

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*Opens Google to check if sheep can get sunburn*

*30 minutes later realise that haven't looked up anything about sheep cuz I immediately forgot and spent the past half hour learning about moths cuz I wanted to know what their hair is made of*