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Mulan Headcanons

-Once being a mortal, fighting on the battleground of the gods has become a humbling experience, one that’s caused a major shift in her worldview, especially when it concerns her own place in the world.

This goes double for when she fights with - or against - the deities in her pantheon. These were/are all beings that she both revered and feared. Sometimes, it’s a bit hard not to feel small among them.

-That being said, there’s a certain kinship she feels towards Guan Yu; he’s one that she can truly see as a peer in her eyes. An equal, even.  Mulan often compares herself to the other mortal-turned-godlike and demigods, looking at them as a way to measure her power and growth. 

-A welcomed addition to the battlefield. Regardless of your level of power, a mind for tactics is prized.

-As far as relationships outside the pantheon go, there are few and far between that evolve farther than being studied from a distance, as well as the appropriate fear or admiration. Even generalizes from time to time

For example, among the Greek and Roman pantheons, she could easily pick out a few who, from a tactical point of view, would be great assets to the cause. But everyone else? ‘Too vain, too vicious, too… Bacchus…’

-Soft spot for, and quite impressed by well trained animals. Like Erlang’s dog, and Guan Yu’s horse. Notorious face squisher.  -Often exchanges quick nods of understanding with Thor. 

-A girl worth fighting for? Perhaps

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Achilles: it’ll be fun   Achilles: we’ll make it a boys’ day Achilles: come on you punk bitch Cu Chullan: I can’t believe I have to say this Cu Chullan: I don’t have time to get tested for STIs with you tomorrow (original post found the @critrolememes Twitter)

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HELL TO THE YES I would

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You love and support trans women!

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bitches will say yes i think ppl can be nonbinary :) and then tell us about how there is a female brain and a male brain

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They should just box and cut out the middle men.

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Apocalypse: Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

Professor X: Argh, you’re the one hitting me!

Apocalypse: No Charles, /you brought this on yourself/.

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Bobby: It'll be great seeing them all again, it'll be like being back at school!

Kitty: You hated being at school, you had a terrible time.

Bobby: I never told you about that.

Kitty: You didn't have to, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

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“Why do I only date redheads? You know sometimes you eat chicken and you get food poisoning and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick? Emma Frost is my blonde chicken.”

— Scott Summers

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“What I lovely offer but I think not. I have my hand’s full with my plan, my other plans and my two terrible children.”

— Erik Lehnsherr

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Professor X: You’re kidding!

Magneto: That’s me, Charles, joke machine.

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Gambit: I sometimes let my cat drink the bathtub water while I’m in it.

Nightcrawler: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.

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Wolverine: "It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste"

Storm: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigars a day. What's that you're eating?

Wolverine: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.

Storm: It's a coaster!

Wolverine: Are there any more?

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“I’m dealing with my shit the way I’m dealing with my it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I’m doing? No.”

— Logan