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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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In this world it's either witness the horrors or the horrors will witness you (ceaselessly)

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She doin somethin ceaseless on my watcher till I let out a wretched thing

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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You discovered an abandoned one thousand page cookbook one day, and strangely, you found that you can’t flip to the next recipe without making the current dish. Flipping the page, you see the next dish calls for a liter of star dust and gives a “simple” explanation of how to build a starship.

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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"magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals" is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

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something about substances so strong they can only be cut by that same substance (like diamond) gets to me. the self-fulfilling prophecy of it. you can armor yourself against any and all outside threats, but you're still beholden to your own nature.