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adnexy · 13 days
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something about substances so strong they can only be cut by that same substance (like diamond) gets to me. the self-fulfilling prophecy of it. you can armor yourself against any and all outside threats, but you're still beholden to your own nature.
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adnexy · 15 days
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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.
Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.
Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.
And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.
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adnexy · 19 days
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Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original
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adnexy · 19 days
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The funniest thing about this situation is that Elon Musk is so pissed off at not getting to do something illegal and get away with it by being a billionaire for once in his life that he has been -and I’m 100% serious here- making photo edits of our Supreme Court minister dressed as fucking Voldemort. Literal little kid taping a picture of someone they don’t like to a dartboard kind of behavior.
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adnexy · 19 days
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There is no hate like Christian love
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adnexy · 19 days
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adnexy · 19 days
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That sound 😭😅
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Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
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My Favorite Moments in Early US History
Alexander Hamilton fucking misspelled Pennsylvania on the Constitution
Congress mocked John Adams when they read his personal diary aloud 
Aaron Burr once ate ice cream too quickly, got a brain freeze, and then thought he was dying 
Thomas Jefferson had a ram that he called “this abominable animal”, the ram attacked and hospitalized some pedestrians and killed a small boy. The ram was killed only after it killed some of Jefferson’s other rams 
George Washington literally started the French and Indian War 
Thomas Jefferson designed a macaroni machine and invented the first swivel chair
George Washington was given the highest rank in the US military. When he died, he was only a two star general. Over the years after his death, more stars were added to his title; he now has six stars. By law, no one can ever outrank him 
Marquis de Lafayette was convinced to join the American Revolution by King George III’s brother 
John Adams died on the 4th of July, 1826. His last words were, “Thomas Jefferson still survives.” He was sooo wrong, Jefferson died around 5 hours before Adams on exactly the same day 
Aaron Burr tried to light a candle with gunpowder. He failed, caught himself on fire, then tried again. Burr was literally a human disaster
Alexander Hamilton had a pay book during the Revolutionary War. In the pay book, he wrote about “how in ancient Rome…naked young noblemen whipped young, married women during the celebration of Lupercalia” to help conception, and how orgies helped make “married women more robust and capable of vigorous offspring” To say he was busy during the war is an understatement
Both of James Madison’s Vice-Presidents died during his presidency
Marie Antoinette, knowing that Lafayette was clumsy, invited him to dance. Nervous, he tripped and she laughed at him in front of everyone
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adnexy · 1 month
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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
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Underworld boys cuddling in their spare time (again)
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adnexy · 3 months
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adnexy · 8 months
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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
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adnexy · 8 months
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People sometimes wonder why the farmer in Stardew Valley has the strength of a giant and the will of a thousand men in order to make the old farm profitable and revive the dying town.
They're a twenty-something ex-Joja employee and they have just discovered free will for the first time in their life. If I had the caffeine addiction of a college student and the rage of a fallen god I could probably run a pretty good farm too.
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adnexy · 8 months
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