adnrewminyard
adnrewminyard
i am not a hallucination. you are a pipe dream.
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rhia - mainly aftg - sometimes complaining - mysterious elusive unknown sexuality havershe/her
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adnrewminyard · 5 months ago
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hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving
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adnrewminyard · 5 months ago
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GET THAT RAZOR AWAY FROM YOUR HAPPY TRAIL!
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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Kayleigh tried, for the third time that day, to hand Kevin his tiny, plastic racquet. For the third time, he threw the racquet at the fence and giggled at his mum’s exasperated sigh.
“Kevi, come on,” she scolded. “Behave.”
“I’m hungry,” he countered.
Arguing with a four-year-old was futile. Even Kayleigh knew that, and she prided herself on arguing with brick walls.
“You can eat if you just do one thing for me. That’s it. Hold your racquet and throw the ball at that cone.”
Said cone wasn’t too far from him, but they’d already established that Kevin didn’t have much of an arm. Or coordination. Or, apparently, any desire to be on the court at 10 in the morning.
“When are we going to church?” He asked, fumbling to pick up his racquet.
“It’s Friday.” Kayleigh positioned him to make the shot. “We go to church on Sunday.”
“Why?”
“Because God said so.”
“Is He busy?”
“Very busy. Hold your racquet over your shoulder.”
“Is He at Gran’s?”
“God is everywhere. Put one foot in front of the other. There you go. Now hold tight, leaned forward a bit—“
The ball flew from his racquet, not at all hitting the cone but getting closer than before. Kayleigh cheered, but Kevin was unbothered.
“You did so well, darling!” She picked Kevin up and kissed his cheek, and was quickly captured in a tight hug. When she tried to peel him off, he squeezed tighter. “Are you done for the day?”
“I don’t like this game. I’m not good at it.”
“You just need practice, sweetheart.” Kayleigh combed his hair back with her fingers. It was getting long again. “Don’t be upset. You did really well today!”
He was far from a prodigy, but Kayleigh had been the same. Every sport she mastered had a humiliating history of failures. If she got Kevin up to speed now, though, he could be brilliant.
“I want chips,” he said, muffled by Kayleigh’s hair.
But not yet.
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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kevin showing up in the golden raven
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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"So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause."
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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again and again and again and again
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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consuming media like
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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Neil chilling at fox tower after receiving yet another countdown text from his crazy mafia psychotic killer dad
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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we were teens in the golden age of queerbait. and it was BEAUTIFUL
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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unreliable narrator but not because he’s lying, i just wouldn’t rely on him for anything ever because he’s so fucking stupid
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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[very clearly enamored AND elated] He fucking bit me.
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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Neil Josten:
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adnrewminyard · 6 months ago
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