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My bunny is currently struggling through pain. I havent posted in a long time but I am desperate
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sometimes ill go “hey… hey” at my dog until she calms down and looks at me and then ill tell her “smoke weed every day” and she goes wild. idk what she thinks it means
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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause
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I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up
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*20 years later* no mom my grades still haven’t been posted idk what to tell you
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when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
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Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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Oliver became the perfect circle this morning, he’s like an armadillo
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Maru the Cat & the Giant Can of Cat Food, A Triptych
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