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Atago: Thanks for your hard work, Commander. Why not take a short break and let me clean your ears? Uncle Commander: Oh? I’ll leave it to you. Uncle Commander: Aah, this feels good. You’re quite good at this. It reminds me of when my late wife would do this for me… Atago: I-I’m not worthy of such praise…
Uncle Commander: Wow, thanks, that was really refreshing! If it’s fine, could I do the same to you? Atago: Oh my, if you will, I’ll take you up on that offer! Atago: W-wait…! Uncle Commander: This is fine, right? Atago: Commander, you’re so good at this! Why are you so good!!?! Uncle Commander: You know, I used to do this decades ago, for my wife. Enterprise: Commander. Please clean my ears as well, later.
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Portland: Indianapolis is so cute today, isn’t she? She shone the brightest during morning practice! Commander thinks the same way, right!? Enterprise: We’re in the middle of a meeting…
Uncle Commander: Indy really is cute. I suppose her cuteness is her Big Sister Portland’s pride, yes? Portland: Enterprise: She froze…
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Enterprise: Being with the Commander makes my chest feel so warm, lately… I want to express these feelings to him…!
Enterprise: C-Commander! I have something really important to say!!
Uncle Commander: Oh! No need to tell me. Sorry for not realizing it sooner.
Uncle Commander: I haven’t given you your monthly allowance yet, have I? Sorry!
Enterprise: Wha- …?
UTTERLY GRANDDAUGHTER-ZONED.
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Cleveland: Anything on your mind lately, Commander? I’ve got a lot of little sisters that tell me their problems. So you can tell me anything! Uncle Commander: Hm. You’re quite the dependable big sister. There are only good children here, though, so I don’t have any problems. Cleveland: … Is that so? That’s cool. Uncle Commander: Well, you have plenty of siblings, so I’m not sure you’d understand, but…
Uncle Commander: I like Kids who are lively. Just a touch troublesome, enough to be called rowdy… Cleveland: I get it!
Then there was lots of broken glass afterwards.
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Prinz Eugen: It’s so cold outside, what are you doing? Enterprise: Plowing the snow! It warms you up! Want to try it too, Prinz? Prinz Eugen: I’m the indoor type, so bye-bye. Enterprise: Wait! It’s still slippery over there!
Uncle Commander: That was close. Good thing I was just leaving for my rounds! Prinz Eugen: Commander… You’ll hurt your back if you act cool too much, okay? Still… Thanks.
Enterprise lost all motivation.
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As promised- the Swim Dokis are here, just in time for Summer! These designs are based off an photo-edit from “u/etched” on reddit, or “@mahoumeido” on twitter! She did a fantastic job on the girls swimsuits and hairstyles! All girls are double-sided.Available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/609880870/swim-doki-doki-literature-club-monika?ref=shop_home_active_1
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As promised- the Swim Dokis are here, just in time for Summer! These designs are based off an photo-edit from “u/etched” on reddit, or “@mahoumeido” on twitter! She did a fantastic job on the girls swimsuits and hairstyles! All girls are double-sided.Available here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/609880870/swim-doki-doki-literature-club-monika?ref=shop_home_active_1
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When you hear miku-polka as your jam :3
Bro hopped out the whip 😂
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People of this weird app that this account I stole, bow down and show me the big amount of fat in the body in the chest and derrière region. I repeat, show me the fat!
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