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You’ve heard of silence. Now get ready for the mortifying ordeal of being known. Science.
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New ship drop: rose x rubbing alcohol

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Photo credits: Sherri!
#I know it’s hard#but one has to appreciate a beautiful day#at every opportunity#Spotify#a little birdie told me
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@spectroscopic-binary mom plz compliment me
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I’m playing chess without kings. One night in Bangkok by Murray head
#why not play checkers?#that’s just king me in disguise#queen checks are for children#children who are bad at looking at the board#when I was learning we took queens off the board to begin with so we could trade asap and play better without the icbm potential#you call it a handicap I call it expertise
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When Adonai and I kiss it’s all tongue(s)
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Just because it’s not chronological doesn’t mean it’s backwards.
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You’ve heard of bridezilla, time for Godzilla
#Spotify#fun fact about me:#my ex boyfriend/colleague/letter of recommendation writer Scott was actually at my bat mitzvah!#friend of the family#of course he went with his wife of the time
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1 hour roommate free
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My brother is missing and I might be forsaken, but damn if my bags don’t look good.
#turns out he got a job in Tampa and is moving out#well back in with his mother#how does one find a roommate or two as an adult#Mazel tov
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Things are happening
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Emergency Shabbat rations
#Spotify#religion is a practice#speaking of Shabbat is canceled this week due to various illnesses but the dance studio is having a valentines affair sooo#love is real#no partner necessary $29 ain’t bad for the industry#in it for the love of the game#lobe of#the game?#is that anything
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Today’s plan: bird disguised as human being

Step 1. Acquire bread
Step 2. Prune/Adorn nest to attract potential mates
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Bread
Rinse and repeat as fulsomely as lossible

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Work hard. go for walks. take cute pics.




#Spotify#god is playing outside together with your friends#and playing errands together#is it fashion or is it done
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Eat an orange in a running shower as viscerally and carnally as one can so that the juices intermingle with the stream.
Addenda: Nipple stimulation is optional but encouraged. Also take this time to wash all water-safe toys. Bath time is fun again.
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I have been informed that the phantom of the opera is antic and not romantic.
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