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“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
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I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.
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How to Give a Sex Talk by Jim Kirk and Spock
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when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia
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graphic challenge with katta / day two : gifset
↳ star wars / new trio. i’m not resistance. i’m not a hero. i’m a stormtrooper. like all of them, i was taken from a family i’ll never know. and raised to do one thing. but my first battle, i made a choice. i wasn’t gonna kill for them.
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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Deadpool (2016) deleted scenes: ↳ Cancer World Tour
“What you may not know is that I hit ‘Fuck it’ two countries and three phoney doctors ago. And once you see enough desperate people ripped off, you start to feel the itch.”
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make me choose //
@h-y-p-h-e-n-d-o-t-s asked: Chris or Phichit
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A commemorative photo?
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July 2nd. You were born on July 2nd. It was a hot night and, for some reason, I decided to clean the house before I woke your father. He ran over to the neighbor’s house to borrow their car but didn’t speak any Chinese. So, um… It was a mess.
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‘Twelve doesn’t need the cue cards anymore’ appreciation post
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