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Liam: eveytime i look at Louis he comes up with a new insult, look- *looks at Louis* HEY LOUIS!

Louis: hey payno! you look like the type of person who eats buttons off the remote

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Liam: Guys... i have to say it. I'm very disappointed in you all because you're very immature

Louis: Well, you didn’t have to say it. You could’ve just thought it.

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Louis: I asked Harry what he wanted for breakfast and he said, "Not a burnt sandwich" because in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of his sandwich

Harry, in a VERY strong british accent: overcooked? you BURNT them!!

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Niall: *closes the kitchen cabinet too roughly*

*muffled sound of glass crashing*

Liam: *stares at him*

Niall: you heard that?

Liam: yeah?

Niall: that's the sound of someone else's problem

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Louis: I’m invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship. from now on we won't judge each other.

Zayn: did you do something?

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Louis: Niall what happened???

Niall, looking at the spaghetti he just burnt: I am upsetti spaghetti.

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Harry: im bi... and confused

Harry: not about being bi, I just never know whats going on

(psa: this is just an incorrect quote im not forcing a sexuality on anyone, personally im bi so i found the joke funny)

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Louis: who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Liam: you're a menace to this society

Zayn: don't be a coward, do 20!!

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Liam, excited: do y'all wanna see my new dog?!!

Louis, while Clifford is on his lap: i hate dogs

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Harry: it's so cute when Louis...

Niall:

Harry:

Niall: Louis what?

Harry: yeah.

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Liam: i don't get paid enough for this

Louis, stuck on the roof, sweating, crying: how awful for you. I cry for you. Look Im crying for you right now?!! Liam please help me you're the nicest PLEASE

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Louis: haz do you know what y/n means?

Harry: it means "your name"

Louis, goes back to reading: Louis grabs Louis' waist and leans in for a kiss-

Harry: what the FUCK-

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Louis: i wanna be loved on alot lately. my soul is craving affection.

Niall: Louis im sorry that i made you pay rent for monopoly we still love you??!??

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Niall: Dating tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. establish your dominance!!

Zayn: i think i understand why you're single

Louis: no no let him finish

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Harry: so tonight i was thinking we could play truth and dare, and say all the things others wanna know

Louis: and we'll probably dare a kiss

Niall: I'M HERE FOR IT

kidnapper *crying*: your friends paid the ransom 4 days ago, please go home i'm scared of you guys

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Kidnapper: get you ass in the car

Louis: my ass is too fat to fit in your small fucking car

Kidnapper, concerned: wait- you do have point...

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Louis: I love it when Liam sleeps

Louis: he looks so peaceful

Louis, uncaps a permanent marker: and vulnerable