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My muse in a relationship ?s

Please include if you want answers for a particular verse or ship.

🤗Are they physically affectionate?  🎶Do they have a type? 😡What are their deal breakers? ↕️Are they sub, dom or switch? ⏰How long do their relationships tend to last? 💍Would they ever get married? 🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames? 💋Are they more sensual or sexual? 📖What is their favorite outside of the bedroom activity to do with their partner? 🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner? 💚Are they prone to jealousy? 😘Does their demeanor change when in a relationship?  👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private? 💕Are they open to threesomes or a polyamorous relationship? 💔Do they have a certain type of person they will not enter into a relationship with? 💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship? 🤐Would they ever confess their feelings first? ❌Would they ever cheat on their partner? 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦Do they want children? 🐶Are they a cuddler? 🔮Do they believe in soul mates? ⚔️ Are they protective of their partner? 🚀 How far are they willing to go for the person they love? ❤️ Do they fall in love easily? 📺 Do they share information about their relationships freely with friends and family? ♦️Are they concerned with the social status of their partner? 💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?

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send 🙌 to grab my muse by the throat

this can either be aggressive or flirty. the context of why is entirely up to you and for you to specify if you'd like!

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THE MAJOR ARCANA

a collection of character development questions based on the arcana and their themes !! this is part of a collection of tarot-themed asks. if multi, please specify which muse(s) the question is directed toward !!

[THE FOOL] - Do they weight their options when making a decision, or do they impulsively make a choice?

[THE MAGICIAN] - Are they resourceful? What skills do they possess that help them navigate the world around them?

[THE HIGH PRIESTESS] - Do they meditate? Would they be considered "in tune" with themselves, or do they struggle with personal growth?

[THE EMPRESS] - Do they participate in or have a self-care ritual? If so, what does their routine look like?

[THE EMPEROR] - Is your muse a leader? If so, what kind of leader are they? Do they take a hands-off approach, or do they micromanage?

[THE HIEROPHANT] - What are important traditions to them, if any? Do they stay true to these traditions, or do they adapt them to fit their current situation?

[THE LOVERS] - What do they consider to be the "perfect partner", be it romantic, platonic, alterous, etc.? Is there someone like that in their life?

[THE CHARIOT] - Are they confident? If so, what makes them the most confident in themselves/their abilities?

[STRENGTH] - What are they determined to accomplish the most?

[THE HERMIT] - What does their inner voice sound like? Is it self-reflecting and introspective, or domineering and judgmental?

[WHEEL OF FORTUNE] - Do they believe in destiny/fate? If so, what do they believe their "purpose" is in this life?

[JUSTICE] - Are they a mediator, or do they prefer to step away from potential conflict?

[THE HANGED MAN] - Would they sacrifice themselves, literally or metaphorically, for those close to them? If so, what kind(s) of sacrifice would they make?

[DEATH] - What is their view on the cycle of life? Do they believe in reincarnation?

[TEMPERANCE] - Are they a patient person, or do they tend to act on impulse?

[THE DEVIL] - Which of the capital vices is your muse tempted by? (Pride, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Sloth)

[THE TOWER] - Are they a destructive individual (be it literally or metaphorically)? If so, how?

[THE STAR] - What is their health like? Do they consider themselves healthy, or do they feel like they could make improvements to better their health?

[THE MOON] - If they had to choose one trait to describe themselves, what would it be? Is it a genuine answer, or the illusion/persona they put on for others?

[THE SUN] - What makes them feel good? This can be happy, energized, revitalized, etc. It's all about good vibes, so what gives them to your muse?

[JUDGMENT] - What was an epiphany/awakening they recently had? Did they realize something that they've been naive to? Did they discover something about themselves? What happened?

[THE WORLD] - How would they define a utopia? What would it consist of, and do they see it as something achievable?

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A few Starters - Ice Breakers

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”

“Nice to meet you.”

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"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

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𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of very indulgent tropes I love! Feel free to elaborate and add context when sending one of the prompts.)

Send a prompt for me to write the following:

[FAKE DATING] a starter where our muses pretend to date

[WARMTH] a starter where our muses need to cuddle for warmth

[ONE BED] a starter where our muses have to share the same bed

[REINCARNATION] a starter where our muses were lovers in a past life

[ARRANGED MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses have an arranged marriage

[ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGE] a starter where our muses wake up to find out they got married the night before

[AMNESIA] a starter where my muse has lost all of their memories and doesn't remember your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[TIME TRAVEL] a starter where my muse time travels to another time and meets your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[ENEMIES TO LOVERS] a starter where our muses, who used to be enemies, start developing feelings for each other

[LOVERS TO ENEMIES] a starter where our muses, who used to be lovers, become enemies

[SECRET RELATIONSHIP] a starter where our muses must hide their relationship

[MUTUAL PINING] a starter where both our muses have a crush on each other, but don't know it's mutual

[BACK TOGETHER] a starter where our muses, who broke up some time ago, meet each other again and realize they still have feelings for each other

[LOVE TRIANGLE] a starter where our muses are in the middle of a love triangle

[RELUCTANT ALLIES] a starter where our muses, who do not get along (or are enemies), are forced to team up

[DOORSTEP] a starter where my muse shows up at your muse's doorstep because they didn't know where else to go (+ REVERSE to reverse)

[FOUND FAMILY] a starter where our muses come together to form a strong, platonic bond

[UNREQUITED] a starter where my muse has unrequited feelings for your muse (+ REVERSE to reverse)

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🎁 what platform i started roleplaying on

My experience in the roleplaying community

It was on instagram! It was a group chat. It was in the stranger things rpc 😭 I don’t remember much but I thought it was fun 🤫🤫

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MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ROLEPLAYING COMMUNITY * send me a symbol and i'll tell you...

❤️ my first roleplay memory

🍪 my favorite roleplay memory

🌵 my worst roleplay memory

🎁 what platform i started roleplaying on

☎️ my first character i ever roleplayed

🚕 my most embarrassing roleplay moment

🎭 a blog i miss writing with

🏆 how long i've been roleplaying for

🎾 what type of genre of roleplay i prefer to write

🍷 a character i want to write but never made a blog for

🔥 my hot take about the roleplaying community

⭐️ my roleplay pet peeves

🌸 the blog/s that most inspires me

🍄 my favorite original character blog

🐠 why i love (or hate) this hobby

🦄 the best thing that's happened to me in roleplay this year

🦁 my favorite ships

🎹 the worst roleplay trend i ever saw

🚙 the one thing i will never do in roleplay

🛳 my opinions on DNI lists

⛱ my opinions on anon hate

🏛 my opinions on softblocking

🖨 my opinions on callouts

🔑 my favorite type of threads

📫 my favorite type of ships

🖼 my favorite types of characters

📒 three blogs i couldn't live without

🛍 the one thing i wish all of my followers knew about me

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Rumi Roleplay Blog | Indie | Crossover/OC/Duplicate Friendly | Semi-Selective, Mutuals Only. | Slow Activity.

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One liner starter call! Specify muse(s) if applicable. lmk if u wanted a specific genre :)

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💥 ― Send '🖼' and the mun will make you a graphic for your blog. Can be a banner, header, promo, etc.!

(Alternatively, send "graphic, please!" if you cannot see the emoji. Remember that nobody is obligated to honor this meme, and that it is only for fun.)

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Trust Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences for muses discussing trust and its various aspects. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You betrayed my trust. You jeopardised my life as well as your own. I deserve more than that."

"You don't trust anybody, do you?"

"I don't trust you. I can't trust you. I don't know who you are or where you come from."

"I need to trust you. What if I can't?"

"Do you understand what it means for me to trust you?"

"I don't trust anyone until they've earned it."

"You have to trust people that you work with - unless you have a very good reason not to."

"I don't trust you as far as I could throw you, but I enjoy the way you lie."

"Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me."

"What did I do to make you think you can't trust me?"

"I trust you and, right now, nothing's more important than that."

"You're asking me to trust you? After you lied to me for all these years?"

"We all have to choose between trust and fear."

"I believe that when you truly learn to know and trust a person, you cannot help but like him."

"Does it bother you that people don't trust you?"

"Sometimes I think that I cannot trust anyone but myself... And you."

"Trust doesn't come easily to those of us with a guilty conscience."

"I don't care what you've done. I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same, because I don't see this working any other way."

"We can trust no one."

"Trust is a rare thing in this world."

"In my experience, if you've got to ask somebody if you can trust them, it likely means you already don't."

"Of course I trust you, but what good does knowing that do you?"

"We have a perfect situation for doing business, except for one thing - you don't trust me."

"I believe you - this time."

"I'm going to go against every instinct I have and tell you the truth."

"Don't ever doubt me again. If you never doubt me, I'll never doubt you."

"In a lot of ways, you're the only person I can trust."

"If you want to know you're not alone, you've got to start by trusting me."

"I shouldn't have to tell you anything. You should trust me as I trust you."

"I don't trust any of them. Do you?"

"You know, sometimes when you're close to someone and you trust them, you can't see what's right in front of your nose."

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PROMPTS FROM HERCULES *  assorted dialogue from the 1997 film, adjust as necessary

what... are... those?

a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart.

i thought they looked kinda dashing.

you know how men are. they think no means yes and get lost means take me, i'm yours.

aren't you a damsel in distress?

i need your help.

i can handle this. have a nice day.

all i know is, you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met.

when i'm with you, i don't feel so... alone.

sometimes it's better to be alone. nobody can hurt you.

he's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.

you know, when i was a kid, i would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.

you're not like that.

if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.

how do you know what i'm like?

fine work, my boy!

you've done it! you're a true hero.

you were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.

look, it wasn't my fault.

why does that name ring a bell?

you finally made it.

you know, a little dark, a little gloomy. and, as always, hey, full of dead people. what are you gonna do?

my friends call me [name]. at least, they would if i had any friends.

[name], why did you... you didn't have to...

people do crazy things when they're in love.

will you forget the head-slicing thing?

don't be such a stiff.

join the celebration!

can't. love to, but can't.

i'm a big tough girl. i tie my own sandals and everything.

i'm sorry. you mind running that by me again?

read my lips. forget it.

of course he's real.

i'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.

look inside your heart.

looks like your game's over.

don't even go there.

i've done my part.

i need somebody who can handle him as a man.

look, i learned my lesson, okay?

is there a downside to this?

thanks for everything. it's been a real slice.

lighten up, dude.

we'll take it from here, darling.

you can't do this to me, you can't...

dreams are for rookies.

a guy can only take so much disappointment.

are you always this articulate?

you ought to slow down.

how sentimental.

pardon me. it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.

how do you kill a god?

i don't care. i'm not going to help you hurt him.

this one is different.

the point is, i love her.

we were so close.

it was tragic. we lost everything in the fire.

you might feel just a little queasy. it's kinda natural.

it looks better that way.

he won't listen to me.

i know what i did was wrong, but this isn't about me. it's about him. if you don't help him now, he'll die.

use your head!

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🎃👻 𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗹 / 𝗛𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗠𝘂𝗻 𝗔𝘀𝗸 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 👻🎃

Send me an emoji and I’ll answer OOC

🍁 — What’s your ultimate cosy autumn comfort (drink, food, or activity)? 🎃 — Do you carve pumpkins? If yes, do you go scary or silly? 👻 — Funniest Halloween costume you’ve ever worn? 🕯️ — Favourite spooky aesthetic (witchy, gothic, haunted, cute ghosts)? 🍫 — Go-to Halloween candy (and one you can’t stand)? 📽️ — Do you prefer cosy autumn movies or scary horror marathons? 🧛 — Would you rather be a vampire, ghost, witch, or werewolf? 🍎 — Apple cider or hot chocolate? 🕷️ — Do you like haunted houses/mazes or do you avoid them? 🌙 — Any fall traditions you never skip? 🪦 — Scariest movie/urban legend you’ve actually heard? 🔥 — Campfire vibes: tell us your favourite ghost story or creepy thing that’s happened to you. 🎭 — If you had to dress up with your muse as a duo costume, what would it be? 👀 — Do you believe in ghosts (or anything spooky)? 🍂 — Biggest fall comfort song/playlist you’re spinning this season? 📚 — Favourite witchy/spooky/fall book or show?

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random sentence prompts  ━ from various tv shows, part 25

what is there left to take? you already took everything.

is it possible that it's a good thing that i'm here?

it’s never casual for me and you. you know that.

can i tell you a secret? i’ve never loved anyone like i love you. do you know how scary that is?

this works now. sturdy in a good way.

family isn’t just being related, okay?

i was in love, like out of my mind in love, what was i supposed to do?

just because my heart is beating doesn’t mean i’m alive.

stopping a hook up to study is literally the hottest thing you could do for me.

i pretty much look good in anything.

it helps to be hot.

oh please, you didn’t hurt me. you wasted my time. there’s a difference.

i feel like i keep doing the wrong thing when it comes to you.

there’s more than one story happening here, but you seem to only care about the one where you’re the main character. 

i would never let a boy beat me at anything. 

you and i are immovable objects. 

you project a pretty girl confidence, but it’s hollow. 

everybody here is just doing the best they can. we really gotta focus on the good things here.

i’ve never forgiven an ugly person.

it’s so hot when you talk shit like that.

i think being lonely adds a lot of depth.

i am so tired of feeling sad all the time. i don’t think i get to feel better.

you don’t have to guess what i want. trust me, i know exactly what i want.

it’s a weird feeling, getting something back you didn’t know you were missing.

i’m torn between my best future and my best life. and i can’t have both. 

the only way that this relationship is going to end is if you end it.

i wasn’t going for beautiful. i was going for shockingly hot.

you are so opportunistic it’s insane.

i feel like i’m never good enough in the way that people want me to be.

two nerds. of course you’d fall in love.

i just know what i want. don’t you?

it doesn’t matter how shitty they are, it still fucks you up when they’re gone.

nothing good comes from me making my own decisions.

maybe you’re right. maybe i’m a waste of space. at least i don’t get in the way of other people trying to be happy.

sometimes being a lot is the only way to get shit done.

do yourself a favor, leave me alone. i don’t need a babysitter.

you definitely don’t hate yourself. if anything, you like yourself too much.

you spend all your time trying to get people to like you but when someone like me actually does, i’m not enough.  

you still like me after this? that speaks really poorly of you.

i’m into damaged women. just kidding — i like you because you’re hot.

anything you can do, i can do backwards. 

you can be so charming when you’re not angry or hungry.

must be tough, to finally reunite with someone and find out they’re not the same person.

you pretended to be happy just so you could feel good about yourself.

you don’t make anything okay. you just fuck things up.

you are more important than anyone else in this universe.

you are the priority. 

you two are never over.

hated to watch, couldn’t look away.

you don’t exactly have the moral high ground when it comes to choices right now.

hot. you’re hot.

you freak out the second i’m with somebody else. what do you want?

pretty and funny. i love that for you.

it’s a lot easier when i don’t have to look at her.

i’m okay. i’m better with you here.

i hesitate to tell you this because you are pathologically overconfident, but you’re cute.

by the time i leave here, you’ll be glad i did a lot of things.

i think i like you better than anyone i know.

you better not be murdering me. i’ll be so pissed.

we never really felt like we knew you. you were always so secretive. it was like being friends with a stranger. 

i enjoy being better at things than everyone else.

it’s okay to not be perfect for once.

i fucked it up because i am fucked up.

you’re like the most together person i know.

you’re a good person underneath all your bad qualities.

they’re not my friends, they’re mouth-breathing cunts.

i’m kind of over fucking hot, stupid people.

why can’t you just let me believe that one person in the entire world loved me?

what do you do with all your anger?

we’re gonna have so much fun together. 

you put up these walls, like you gotta be perfect. but you are perfect, just the way you are.

i’ve never been able to think clearly when it comes to you.

we were good. you just don’t want good.

you’re the one i always came back to.

no one’s ever loved me like that before.

so what, you want to die to prove a point?

i’m sorry i told you to go to hell.

if i tell you the truth, you’re just gonna think i’m crazy. 

cry while you confess your sins. the grim reaper will wait.

you’re not worried about yourself. and i find that incredibly sexy. 

if you’re looking for the wrong answer, it’s easy to miss the right one.

i think you just might be someone worth believing in.

there are good guys. you’re just not one of them.

i think we deserve a fresh start, don’t you?

i’ve never been able to think clearly when it comes to you.

i’m fine. whatever. love is a lie.

i think i can handle things fine on my own.

you can put those tender eyes away.

you’re smart as hell, but you need to pay more attention to your feelings.

now, come on. we’ll face your demons together.

i know what it’s like to risk everything for one person.

you just like having someone to give you orders again so you don’t have to think for yourself.

doing the right thing the wrong way isn’t doing the right thing.

i’ve already disappeared. now i want my life back.

you are my family, too. i lost sight of that.

you’ve worshipped me for years.

i could use the hands that go with that brain.

take your recovery seriously or i’ll kill you myself. 

i was afraid. i was so afraid. i’m so afraid.

you’re a hurricane leaving a path of destruction in your wake.

everybody hates you right now. so what?

revenge is a game with no winners.

it’s called love, you son of a bitch. 

i want to know all your secrets.

being with you is all i’ve ever wanted.

there’s something about you that makes me want to protect you.

without you, i’d just be surviving. i wouldn’t be living.

this is what happens when you try making an omelet without breaking any eggs.

you’re not boring. i’ll give you that.

you were supposed to be the one person who never hurt me. and now you’re the person who hurt me the most.

i will love you forever, even if we die today.

what? are we gonna be friends now?

she is so indifferent. it’s so hot.

i’m being friendly, but i consider this transactional. 

try to be normal. i know you’re incapable of doing that. 

this may be hard to hear, but you are not always the victim. 

okay, now your confidence is just pissing me off.

i love you more than i ever thought i could love anyone.

i doubt you’ve ever done anything that didn’t redound to your own benefit.

mistakes are forgivable. not learning from them isn’t.

you were right for leaving me behind. i know how hard that must’ve been for you.

i was focusing on what i lost, not what i have.

i deserve to be judged for what i did to you. i will never do that to you again.

it’d be boring if it wasn’t so depressing.

i don’t just need somebody. i need you.

fine. i need you too. is that what you want to hear?

monogamous sex just hits different.

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Deedge Meme 3

Memes from watching deedge_live on Twitch

“I swear to God if I see a demonic baby…”

“We were rewarded… with nothing.”

“If anybody sees an arm – that’s not attached to a corpse – let me know. Gotta grab that and skedaddle.”

“Oh goody, more math.”

“Okay. I’m gonna start poking the egg.”

“Safety shot! That was a safety shot!”

“There it is. I know by the ominous red light.”

“I hear pitter-pattering.” 

“Oh no. I gotta go touch ‘em?”

“Problem with him is… he literally eats planets.”

“When does your skull stop accruing mass? There’s gotta be a cap to it.”

“It’s a classic case of tough titties.”

“I can’t be caught with a cat on me.”

“They say crime doesn’t pay but I got news: It pays big to be a criminal.”

“Even freedom can be bought.”

“Now we have a new problem: getting out of the sewer.”

“He could hear us out. But I don’t know if that’s happening, because he’s literally shaking the ground as we speak. He seems… mad.”

“I think we got off on the wrong foot. I’m actually quite innocent.”

“Jail is fine, as far as I understand.”

“Okay. So we’re gonna do a love triangle thing? I’m gonna win.”

“`I’m just like his toxic little creation.”

“I think he likes it when I do crime.”

“Hey, Sky Daddy. I heard you were thirsty.”

“What if I just break into this guy’s house?”

“How do you please a god that has everything?”

“The size of this spider was… embellished.”

“We got a dirty mattress to sleep on, some dirty dishes in the corner, and in the middle of the room… an endless pit. So, good setup.”

“I’ll tell you one thing: I am hopelessly lost.”

“Oh. I’ve got like… cleaning vision.”

“Something just threw a ball at me, I don’t know where from– oh. That hole.”

“Yo, that uh. That plate is 100% wet.”

“Oh, I’ve touched it.”

“I can get ‘em up against the wall. Oh baby, YES!”

“Can I have this plant for comfort?”

“FUCK FUCK FUCK! What am I supposed to do with that? FUCK!”

“My plastic bin! My plastic bin!”

“I’m just going to have to blindly back my ass into it.”

“One thing I’ve learned is that any time you start hearing weird music, something’s in here with you and it’s time to leave.”

“Well short term it’s an L for sure, but long-term we’ll learn from it. Unless we die.”

“This is not good.”

[adorerumi]

Hello, wonderful people! I have seen the movie in theatres & it WAS AMAZING. I’m gonna try to see it again tmr <3