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My babey Split 🐸

I've always said that Ante/Split loves frogs!

Why? Because of Froggyland, a museum in Split where you can enjoy viewing a collection of 507 stuffed frogs doing human jobs or poses, for example you'll see the teacher, dentist, acrobats, even lawyers and judge in a courthouse!

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It's him!! Gennaro, my beloved

Naples ❤

Born as a Greek settlement in VIII century BC by Cumans as "Parthenope" and refounded in VI century BC as "Neapolis", Gennaro is one of the loudest, funniest, most superstitious and most passionate guys you would ever meet!

CEO of pizza and delicious food, Gennaro is an extraordinary cook. And of course he loves eating his dishes, in fact he got a bit of belly 🍕

It's the most simple OC I've ever made, I know Naples like my hands since I go there for university

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《Adriatic coast? Is for me?》👉🏻👈🏻

Not anymore, my dear Venice/Isa, not anymore 🥴

I guess there's nothing to explain, just search up "Republic of Venice map" 👀

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Tolmin: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Kobarid: The cow???

Tolmin: What?

Bovec: Franc, W H Y?

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Koper: honey, will you take a capo in b and croissant?

Trieste: how... how do you know it?

Koper: simple, I know you very fucking much well and you take it, like, almost everyday.

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Split: if Ivan and I were drowning, who would you save?

Makarska: but you two can swim

Trogir: it’s a hypothetical question, Jadranka! Who would you save?

Makarska: my time and effort

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Mostar: oh dear God, you can't imagine how much I love ćevapi and sirnica.

Ploče: do you mean burek sa sirom?

Mostar, offended: ...don't call it like that. The real burek is only with meat.

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Budva: I need more nice things and space for my beautiful house, or my chaotic energy and big ego won't keep calm.

Kotor: šališ se? You have already got the most fashionable accessories and furniture, you don't need more of it.

Budva: it's budvanizacija time.

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Kotor: catlovers, unite for a cat army. Who's with me?

Dubrovnik: meow.

Venice: MEOW!!

Kotor: good to know I'm not the only one dumbass.

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Dubrovnik: Isabella, my old arch enemy.

Zadar: ...I thought I was your arch enemy?

Dubrovnik: I have a life outside of you, Luka.

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Oh oh, who's here? Warmly welcome this new character, Carlo Brambilla aka personification of Milan 🇮🇹

As many of you know, Milan is one of the most important Italian cities, situated in the north of the country. It's the second-most populous city in Italy after Rome and the heart of Italian industries 🏙️

In AdriAlps, he used to be Venice/Isabella's ex boyfriend during the Kingdom of Lombardy-Venetia, as the two were the most important centres and capitals. However, their relationship had no romance or even anything sexual (I'd say there was more hate than love), their union was purely political

Carlo is a hardworking guy, he doesn't know what relax means (although he loves shopping and going to the disco in late evening for taking his mind off), he's an easily irritable and cold person, has an unique sense of fashion and for him punctuality is a must

Carlo'll be more used as side character, nonetheless this won't forbid me to talk about the city 😌

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Venice, tending to Milan's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Milan: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Lmao I forgot this account exists

Venice 💕💓💞❤

Her first name comes from an important Venetian noble woman, the alchemist Isabella Cortese, also it's a sort of joke about Venice being one of the most beautiful city in the world ("Bella" in Italian is "beautiful"); the middle name comes from another cultured Venetian woman, Caterina Cornaro, who was open to the world and dedicated herself to the Serenissima and her beloved state's dominance in the Mediterranean. Oh and Vianello is a popular Venetian surname!

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[In summer]

Dubrovnik: ahh sranje, there are too much tourists, I feel dying every time

Mayor: well my dear, you could put a limit

Dubrovnik: like?

Mayor: NE ČINI PIZDARIJE, JUST DON'T OPEN ANY OTHER FUCKING RESTAURANT AND CONTROL THE CRUISE SHIPS-

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Rijeka again! I love him so much 💕

Did you know that the mayor gifts a silver coin of st. Vitus to every child born in the previous year bearing the name of the patron saint on 15th June (st. Vitus day)?

Probably also our friend Vid/Rijeka has a similar coin, who knows 🐭

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Yaaaaay Split boi

Headcanon of the moment: Luka Nižetić is Ante/Split's voice claim

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Rijeka: budi što želiš! Dođi na Riječki Karneval!

Zadar: at least someone gives you a shit during this period, not as the rest of the year

Rijeka: bro, are you forgetting this is my year?

Zadar: rat year, yeah

Rijeka: I MEAN, I'M THE EUROPEAN CAPITAL OF CULTURE 2020, BUDALA